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Is it that you meant Bedrock?

Bardock is the father of Goku and destroyer of Furries in all of the UnWorld. He was brought back to life after the events of Dragon Ball Zee but instead of being in Dragon Ball he was sent to the UnWorld where he would develop his hate for furries.

THE FURRIES SAGA[]

After being revived, he was introduced to the internet. This was the worse idea ever as he would discover the furry fandom, which would make him realize that he has some degenerates to destroy. He would then grab a M16A1 and proceed to shoot up a furry convention multiple times.

Furry con bardock

The incident that made Bardock based

He would then gain the title of "the based warrior" as he continued to paint every furry convention red he would become the most wanted person by the UnPolice, but they couldn't take on a Saiyan, so they sent the second best thing: His son. During another convention shooting, Kakarot finally was able to meet his dad. Bardock was shocked to see how strong his son became and was very proud of him, but goku told him "dad you need to stop shooting up furry conventions before the Undefeatables have to intervene" Bardock understood and stop shooting up furry conventions for now.

The Mushroom Kingdom Saga[]

Bardock decided to go on a vacation to the Mushroom Kingdom during a fucking war, thus was treated with hostility when he got there, so he had to do a little trolling by taking on most of Gay Bowser Army This would make Bowser mad, so he decided to take him on at Bowser's Castle. Bardock arrived to destroy his castle, but Bowser said "it's drying time" and dried bowser all over the place. Bowser would proceed to beat him to near death. This made Bardock realize that if he dies, he wont be able to make up for lost time with his son, so he did the most smartest and kinda stupidest thing ever: He went super saiyan. Bowser couldn't take the power of a Super Saiyan and was instantly killed by a single Final Spirit cannon. Bardock would destroy his castle for fucking up his entire fucking vacation.

Super saiyan bardock

Currently[]

Besides his near death experience slapping Yamcha infront of Hana Kyuo, he decides to find a way to revive his other son Raditz and starts training to be stronger

BARDOCK'S REVENGE[]

"Goku listen up I did it I fucking killed Crazy Frog in order to avenge Schnuffel Bunny now we need to hide the body before the space police catch wind of it"

"What the fuck Bardock Fine lets hide the body but this better not come back to bite us in the ass"

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