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The infamous Barbapapa is a terrifying evil and ugly monster which can transform into everything. Barbapapa is originally supporting Milk Fed., but now he supports nazis in 1997.

History[]

Stupid kids named François and Claudine (respectively) have planted an orange seed inside grass, and they then discovered Barbapapa DNA inside the tree the birds live. François and Claudine didn't know what is it at this time, so they put the Barbapapa DNA in the grass with the orange seeds. 1 year later, the Barbapapa DNA eats the orange seeds, causing him to grow. Barbapapa DNA then finds some orange juice. He grows, and then gets out of the grass. Barbapapa, the stupid but terryfing monster was born and kills François but Claudine kills Barbapapa with a fork. Barbapapa then revives with a Barbapapa Recovery Center, so he can kill more children. 2 years later, 8 barbaeggs got out of Barbapapa's butt, and then the barbaeggs hatch to form 8 Barbapapa DNAs. Barbapapa put the DNAs in the grass, forming Barbamama, Barbabright, Barbabravo, Barbabeau, Barbazoo, etc.

Barbapapa today[]

Barbapapa is now a nazi, and now kills everything (humans, animals or even the dancing hot dog). He also got 5 shames, rated M : "Super Barbapapa Bros.", "Barbastory", "Barbapaint", "This is Bob : Barbapapas everywhere" and "The Barbapapa Movie Game". He also made "The Barbapapa Movie" released in 2007. This movie is a rip-off to Go!Animate The Movie, but Barbapapa don't care, as he decided to make an upcoming sequel called "The Barbapapa Sequel : A Teletubbies Crossover Movie" that is about to be released in 2020. He will also make a film for television in 2021 called "Battle for Kill", which is a rip-off to Battle for Dream Island : The Movie but Barbapapa don't care again.

In the future[]

In the future, Barbapapa will like Satan, he will be very stupid by nature and rarely, if ever, loses his temper. He will be very evil and will alyways trick and kill humans, animals and other Barbapapas. He will be also very pervert and uses his imagination and shape-shifting ability to kill others as well as solve problems in the stupidiest of manners.

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Barbapapa's face in the future.

Gallery[]

Barbapapa as a knife

Barbapapa's most useful transformation, the knife. (Photo from 1995, 1 year before he died)

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