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Crash Bandicoot

That's what it looks like.

A Bandicoot Perameles Gunnii is a marsupial that doesn't know anything, loves to jump on people, and kills the Teletubbies. The most notable bandicoot is Crash Bandicoot. Bandicoots live over 9000 years for Pete's sake! YEAH THATS RIGHT!!!!!! Oh yeah and also they hate The Simpsons. That's why Ash Bandicoot's enemy is Dr. Neo Bart. Bandicoots are so cuuuuute. AND SO EVIL!!!!!!!

UnGoomba

This article is a stub; it doesn't appear in any dictionaries so we're gonna say it's spongy instead of high in density. You can help prevent unnatural disasters by eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text.[VE]eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text. If this page is not dense enough soon, it may be eradicated.

UnGoomba

This article is a stub; it doesn't appear in any dictionaries so we're gonna say it's spongy instead of high in density. You can help prevent unnatural disasters by eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text.[VE]eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text. If this page is not dense enough soon, it may be eradicated.

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