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180px-Chicken Banana

A Banana Chicken

Bananabird (1)

A reconstruction of a Mesozoic Banana Chicken

Banana Chickens (Gallus gallus paradisica) are rare magical creatures that are a banana and a chicken combined. It's believed Dr. Robotnik played a hand in their creation. They are physical manifestations of the user Seacactus.

Some people try to hunt them because they thing they taste very good, but it is a crime because they are endangered. If someone is caught hunting them, they will be fined 1,000 Undollars.

Banana Chickens aren't normally evil, but have been known to be before. The most notable evil thing they've done is when they attacked Bikini Bottom and kidnapped everyone but SpongeBob. Fortunately, SpongeBob saved everyone and made the Banana Chickens leave. 

Scientists are still studying how Banana Chickens came to existence. Some say that Dr. Robotnik created them, others say they are creatures from another dimension. But I say, HEYAH!

Trivia[]

  • It is unknown is they are meat or fruit. Either way, they're delicious.
Louie

Defeather and deskin the bird, and strip off meat into strips. Apply your batter to meat, and deep-fry the strips until deep golden brown and you notice your words are starting to 🅱️ecome distorted. Top the dish off by drizzling hot-sauce and banana slices. Serve with maple syrup soaked waffles for a gourmet dish!

Louie

Defeather and deskin the bird, and strip off meat into strips. Apply your batter to meat, and deep-fry the strips until deep golden brown and you notice your words are starting to 🅱️ecome distorted. Top the dish off by drizzling hot-sauce and banana slices. Serve with maple syrup soaked waffles for a gourmet dish!

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