Focking idiots. I'M GOING TO BREAK MY. PHOOOO- NE. DO YOU WANT, PH- PHONE. HOLY SHIT!!
—Bambi, rambling nonsense
STOP! Moldy, He's DEAD!
—Bambi, griefing about Someone that never existed
Bambi Bambi Bambi commonly known as Bambi and the Drug Farmer is a greedy drug trafficker, criminal, arsonist and prolific serial killer who was born in East Brazil and wants an iPhone so very bad......., he mostly commits crimes with his partners-in-crime Dave and Tristan, he mostly sells drugs in February to August, the drugs that he mostly sells are BenjixScarlett's liquified songs. he is friends with Wedson, Garrett, Bandu and The Big Dingle, he is the enemy of Expunged. his kill count is over 5,750, His victims are mostly women, Making him the 10th most prolific serial killer in the UnWorld. His favorite food is Corn, For some reason, he doesn't like Popcorn despite being made from Corn. He is currently in Jail now.
Appearance[]
Bambi is a beige-skinned human with a green hat, red shirt, and blue overalls.
Powers[]
- Bambi's only power is EARRAPE, he can scream so LOUD that when the victim hears it, Their organs and Skeleton melt.
Trivia[]
- Bambi is obsessed with Sash Lilac (that one dragon gal from that one sonic-like shame), he wants to marry her and have more than 345 kids.
- Bambi has a website called drugfarm.com just like the website's name says, It sells drugs, the website got taken down for selling drugs
- Bambi has been imprisoned thrice, One for selling drugs, One for throwing a Bomb at Melony and the Other for attempting to kidnap Sash Lilac.
- He was run over and killed by Bambi (the Disney one) for two reasons, 1. he was "stealing" his name and 2. As an attempt to stop the prolific Misogynistic murders, He was later revived by his friend Wedson.
- On December 11, 2021, Someone kidnapped Bambi along with Dave and Tristan, The kidnapper used a Clone Machine to clone Dave, Bambi, and Tristan, an estimated 20 billion clones were created by Bambi, Dave, and Tristan using 50% of their DNA.
- Bambi hates Watermelons because one day he was listening and dancing to Nowhere to Run by Stegosaurus Rex and Cassette Girl threw a Watermelon at Bambi which almost killled Him.
- He has a pet named John Baptist, who is just a Catholic furry