I HEAR EVERY DOOR YOU OPEN!
—Baldi, when you get a wrong answer.
Baldi, sometimes mistaken as Bobby, is an annoying teacher and is sometimes seen with Hatty Hattington and This is Bob. Despite this, he's unaligned, but he does hate Principal of the Thing (Idiot Principal) and the evil god known as Thanos.
He regrets starring in the shame Baldi's Basics for some reason, and he is currently on the run from paparazzi. He was taught how to teleport by the Numbertaker, who also messes with numbers. He hates people who hate math and get low scores from it.
History[]
Baldi was born in the Mushroom Kingdom, and he is the son of Luigi and Daisy. Baldi was disappointed that he didn't have a mustache like his father, so he wanted to become SMART. So Baldi grew up and became a teacher, but, unfortunately, not a good teacher. In fact, Baldi is just as stupid as the students he teaches! It's honestly surprising that Baldi never got fired, but whatever.
Baldi's Students[]
Baldi teaches many students, such as:
- Josuke "Gappy" Higashikata
- Giorno Giovanna
- Guido Mista
- Ness
- Steve
- Johnny Joestar
- Josuke Higashikata
- Okuyasu Nijimura
- Handy Manny
- SMG2
- Caillou
- Playtime
- Phil Eggtree
- Jimmy Neutron
- Cristiano Ronaldo
Shames He's In[]
Baldi also appears in multiple shames, such as:
- Baldi's Basics
- Riddle Transfer 3
- Almost Every Gappy Shame
Trivia[]
- Baldi's last name used to be "Mario", but he later changed it to "Baldimore".
- Despite not having ears, Baldi can still hear bad math. This is because he has built-in microphones.