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You played with fire, and you got burned! I hate useless people like you the most. Argh, you piss me off!

Baiken

Baiken is a character from the Guilty Gear series of shames and is the CEO of racism towards Cogs. She is a wanderer who wants to commit total Cog genocide and kill The Milkman for what he and those Cogs did to her. There is a pretty good reason why she wants revenge; she is the main cause of spametti on this wiki.

Biography[]

Born in Japan, young little Baiken lived a good life. That was until the Gear Justice teamed up with the Cogs to fucking erase Japan from the map and blow the entire country up, leading Baiken's family to seek asylum to a random colony in another country. But then tragedy struck. While she was still a child, the Cogs and Boyd "The Milkman" Cooper attacked the colony Baiken was in, killing her family and friends and mutilating her arm and her eye.

Years after this incident, deeply traumatized and seeking revenge, she became the biggest Cog hater in the entire UnWorld and made a machine called the Spametti Machine that spams the UnAnything articles. But that's besides the point. Baiken became a wanderer, basically walking from place to place in search of the person who killed her parents. She was searching for the Milkman. During the search, she encountered The Mingler and proceeded to fight him. She lost and ran away.

While on her journey to search for the person who caused all her trauma and suffering, a bounty is placed on a person known as Dizzy, so she goes on the search to kill her too, and also other Gears like Sol Badguy. But then, ultimate sigma rizzler man named Guy Giske told her, "Hey lady, racism ain't cool, plus that Dizzy chick's gonna be my wife soon, so you better stop", so she stopped. But first, she had to nearly kill Testament.

A few months later, she continues her racism against Cogs, but Guy Giske shows up and they fight. Ky reveals to her that there are a lot of survivors from Japan and they are currently speaking to the Undefeatables to regenerate the country. A few weeks later, she would yet again pursue leads to find The Milkman and put him to death, but then everyone's favorite 14-year-old asploder Robo Ky shows up and fights her. However, she wins and accepts this as a declaration of war from the Cogs. Later she meets a Japanese man named Anji, who tells her not to pursue The Milkman. But due to her jealousy that a man has bigger melons than hers, she tells him to shut up or she'll kill him, leaving Anji no choice but to reveal some Milkman info. She then goes to Toontown and commits a violent hate crime against the Cog people by, yet again, freeing Toontown of Cog rule before leaving to hunt down the Milkman. Baiken currently resides searching for the Milkman but frequently participates in the That's Discussing podcast as a guest along with Faust.

The list of hidden weapons she owns[]

THE LIST OF BAIKEN'S ENEMIES[]

Trivia[]

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