Bacon Hair

Some bacon hair

Bacon Hair (also known as Pal Hair) is a famous food used in the town of N00bs. Since N00bs like bacon hair so much, they shave their own hair, and put it on their head. It is also edible, YUM! It tastes like, well, BACON!! The best food there is!! Since bacon hair is a heavy meal on the Periodic Table, it can be used as a weapon to kill pr0s.

Adolf Hitler often wears bacon hair for formal events.

Nutrition

Since Bacon Hair is made from bacon, it's very salty just like bacon, so if you care about your ♥ or your ♠ you better not eat it, since your spades will start to look NSFW and your heart will become that of a smoker's lungs except way worst than Green Cheese. (YUCK!) Your arteries will also clog up like a toilet that won't flush if you decide to eat it too, so just keep your mouth shut or else it might accidentally go in there and start causing Mass Destruction inside your insides.

Weaponizer

Bacons wearing their own hair.

Bacon hair can be used to fend off Slenders and pr0s, since they are allergic to it because of the oil. Bacons feed this to Noobs since they like it too. They once used it to ban meepcity from roblox and punished its online daters, ferries and slenders in the most bacon way possible, by making them eat bacon. The only thime using their own hair didn't work was when the bacons and noobs saw slenders killing bacons so they whipped the slender but he grabbed the bacon's legs and the bacon hair whipped onto the bacon. Fortunately, the bacon was fine since their bacon is oily and doesn't lose oil if they take it off.

Trivia

• Noobs have it so much that even the noob who had a roadtrip around his roblox game didn't forget to bring it.
  • This is because noobs always have bacon.
• It is only edible for people who live in the town of roblox.
  • Otherwise real-life people would die because of the salt.
    • This also proves that bacons and noobs are immune to salt.
      • It is served at the Bacon Hub.