A baby showing a rare case of awesomeness.

This article is about the child, not the bad guy in DragonBall: GT or the song by Justin Bieber.

—'The battle cry of a Baby'''A Baby is a genetically mutated child which are born from Xenomorphs and Necromorphs alike. Born and raised for battle, they play major roles in wars.

Babies are usually incredibly annoying and angry all the time, so it is recommended to stay away from them at all costs. Sometimes, they may eat your face, and if that happens, that's too bad, for there is nothing you can do about it.

Despite their eerie screeching voice they call their "mating call", babies have the world's easiest life. People feed them, the clothe them, they carry them everywhere they're taken. But those people are out of their minds, because, like he/she just said, babies are often really loud, and should be avoided at all times.

If you like to defeat a baby, you need to give them Pie. It's the only way to defeat babies. The contents of a pie is extremely dangerous to babies because pie contain nutrients that is not good for babies. I won't tell you what it is just because. Honey pies work especially well, because honey is bad for these brats.

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