BTS (The Backstreet Boys) are a Klan-Pop "music" group who create evil propoganda songs for Joseph Stalin and Kim Jong-Un. They are from North Korea.
"Music"[]
Most of BTS' music contains randomly-arranged sounds, alongside secretly-encoded messages which promote Joseph Stalin and the USSR. Some of their notable songs are Dynamite (a song telling people to blow up non-communists) and Butter. (a song that says blowing up non-communists really butters their croissant) They have had many platinum-selling records due to Stalin's enforcement of their music across Soviet Russia, therefore, they are obnoxiously rich and famous, even though their fanbase is dreadful. They sang a prototype version of the MellonnLitterZimMeowth Show theme song.
Members[]
- Jugpoop Jigglecock
- Jugpoop Jigglecock's plastic clone
- Jugpoop Jigglecock's other plastic clone
- People only care about Jugpoop, nobody knows the names of the other members.
List of War Crimes[]
BTS have comitted a large number of War Crimes in their time. These are:
- Burning down a children's hospice.
- Pillaging the innocent.
- Brainwashing children.
- Giving people BTSD.
- Giving people BSTDs during BTSM.
BTS have become internationally wanted for their heinous crimes against humanity. Their main target is small children, but they occasionally target the old and the wrinkly.
List of fans[]
- Emma Appleton
- Dr. Robotnik
- Scratch
- Grounder
- Coconuts
- Link
- Kevin Spacey
- Don Johnson
- Dick Van Dyke
- Dick Clark
- Morrissey
- Johnny Rotten
- Johnny Depp
- Guccifer
- Julian Assange
- Edward Snowden
- Graham Phillips
- Eva Bartlett
- Mellonn
- Litter Critter
- Zim
- Meowth
Are they evil?[]
Obvious. They steal everything, even your cookie.
Too much evil for my liking.