BREAKFAST! is a type of food in the stoner age which is eaten mostly by Tyrannosaurs Alan, George Volcano, and sometimes Breakfast and even Baby Yoshi. The Teletubbies even ate it at one point. BREAKFAST! has been a long-time rival of DINNER, a meal of Hyrule that is endorsed by King Harkinian.
It is unknown when or how exactly BREAKFAST! was invented, but it is known it was done by idiots a long, long, long \time ago.
You can eat a sandvich as breakfast, though this is not recommended because Death the Kid might kill you. Eat Pie or a pop tart instead. Maybe even lotsa Spaghetti!
Also, SECOND BREAKFAST?.
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BREAKFAST
ah ah a BREAKFAST!!! I was sneezing BREAKFAST!!
YouTube Poop- Alan Goes Berserk
THAT GRABS LIFE BY THE BREAKFAST!!! F**K YOU TYRANNOSAURUS ALAN, I'LL HAVE YOU FOR BREAKFAST!