The logo of this evil company
A BP fuel station. Whatever You do, do not refuel any vehicle here.
BP, also known as British Petroleum and maybe sometimes Beating Pelicans, is an evil, demented oil company that wants to take over the UnWorld. They plan on doing this by spilling oil and killing wild life, this then distracts PETA and other hippies, leaving McDonald's as the only other competition. They then "accidentally" spill oil all over farms from a BP plane causing McDonald's to go bankrupt, and Causing huge environmental disasters. They teamed up with Tubby Oil previously, and now 2 evil oil companies are planning to take over the UnWorld. If You see a BP fuel station, do not refuel your vehicles there, because BP fuel is very dangerous. If you see a BP employee, You better run like hell.
Stuff BP has[]
- 100000000000000000000000000000 BP tankers
- 99999999999999999 Employees (all of them are evil)
- 9005 BP Planes
- A BP Oil Rig
- 99999999999999999000000000000000000000000 BP Bombs
- 20 BP ships
- 999999999999999999999999999999999999999 BP fuel stations across the UnWorld in every country except Captain 0 Land, because they are banned there.
- And even worse, a BP Robot
The Oil Spillage of 2051[]
This goes to show just how insane BP is at causing oil accidents
On February 8th 2051, BP were Sailing a ship on the west coast of South America, when they spilled the oil it was carrying off of the ship, contaminating the pacific in the process, and killing lots of Fish in the process. To make matters worse, Bob the Builder was nearby, and caused an Oil Tsunami, which destroyed South America's west coast. A day later, TiTuTi cleaned up the oil, and the sea was clean again.
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If You see a BP tanker, Try to hide behind another vehicle when it passes You, or pull to the side of the road. If you are driving the UNGTrolley, use the force field. If You pass a BP fuel station, do not stop there. Find another fuel station, and stay away from any BP fuel stations, and maybe go call the Center for Chaos Containment if you need to.
Trivia[]
- If you see anything with BP's logo on it, you don't just run like hell you RUN LIKE PEPPINO.
- Chuck Norris, Joe Biden, Winnie the Pooh, Captain 0 and Captain 37 have Banned BP from Captain 0 Land, because they can't trust them to mess around.
- They have a huge warehouse hidden somewhere in Gibraltar.
- They do what they can to get outta jail every time they get arrested.