Relax, man. Don't be so stubborn. Just think of it as helping me. Could you get outta my way now, though?
—Axl Low
OI YOU FISH N CHIP BLOODY BLOODY ARSE
—Axl Low
Axl Low is a time traveler from the Guilty Gear series who was accidentally sent to the UnWorld and must remain there, as he thinks the entirety of the UnAnything Wiki depends on a fucking British person XD. He's from the worst place in the UnWorld, the UnUnited Kingdom.
Biography[]
Somewhere in a literal SHITHOLE, Axl was born to a wealthy family but sadly he was British :(. He was born in Birmingham, WHICH IS A SHITHOLE! Gangs ran rampant every day to no end at sight, so he decided to fight until they were no more. In this timeline, Axl also had a girlfriend named Megumi, and they decided to throw their past lives away once this was over with. Over a half a year later, Axl soloed all gangs in Birmingham without taking a single life, but then something strange happened: a very crazy Portal OVER 9000 opened and he fell in, causing him to be transported to the UnWorld 200 years into the future.
Sadly, because the Unworld was so damn Goofy, he didn't want to stay and he tried to find a way back to his original timeline, but to no prevail. For 3 years, he would slip back and forth to numerous time periods, but then finds out that he could just talk to people who were transported to the UnWorld. While on that journey to search for a The Milkman, thinking that he might help him, he was attacked by everyone's favorite non-binary gear, Testament, and their father, the Sigma Kliff Undersn, but he beats them both, and continues his cool wacky adventures before meeting up with Anji. They would exchange information at the Anti-Squidward Community College in Texas to try and get Axl Low back, but then Cotton Eye Joe showed up and tries to lobotomize our favorite British person. Axl subdues him, but Joe sets off a bomb almost causing a bell tower to fall on a child. Axl saves the kid but is hurt, and is sent spinning through time yet again. Not long after, he would start being manipulated by the CEO of Being Freaky, as well I-NO: Megumi but from another timeline. Some bitch named Nappa shows up so he beats him up and wins. He would yet again search the UnUniverse's time directory for Cotton Eye Joe using Bogosort. He found him, and then beat Cotton Eye Joe to a pulp, but ended up killing him instead.
Axl Low then met the future version of himself. He saw that he will get his happy ending, but had no answer on if he'll see Megumi again. But then GLaDOS along with I-NO, and most of the Umbrella Corporation security tried to attack him with a clone of Justice, but yet again fell through time. AXL NEEDS TO STOP FALLING THROUGH TIME.
He shows up at the and realizes he could ask the CEO of Horror Shows Balan for help, but proceeds to get nearly murdered by a bedperson. So he goes to Balan again, but this time his page redirects to fucking Chuck Norris. Axl demands that Chuck Norris send him back to his timeline in 1998, but Chuck Norris just tells him that sending him back could lead to the Timeline of the UnOmniverse being destroyed from existence, not only killing the entire UnUniverse but the entire UnAnything Wiki would also be erased if he tried sending him back. Basically all out of options at this point, Axl decides to drink 500 gallons of tea (more than even Kermit) before asking people about what he should do. In the end, Axl chooses to stay, but realizes that there might be a way to trade places with Megumi (insert the rest of strives events here) and he finally gets that wish. The CEO of Freakiness, I-NO, decides to be sent back and bring Megumi to the current timeline. Axl is now no longer alone after getting his girlfriend back, and they decide to both get married and begin a tea company in London, where they'd live the rest of their lives in peace. At their honeymoon Balan came back to offer him a chance to join the Top Hat Mafia, which he accepted.
Trivia[]
- Axl really hates being British.
- He's one of the many few threats to the UnUniverse because of his powers.
- He gets bullied for being a Brit.
- He's a big fan of Guns N' Roses and Queen.
- Despite being British, he doesn't really like British Food.
- He thinks the Lab Rat article is mid and overrated.
- He has a KittyDog as a pet.
- His existence saves Bracelet from being bullied over being BRITISH TOO!
- It was not really Chuck Norris it was just Balan in disguise of C3. (He would instantly DIE if he tried impesonating the real Chuck Norris).
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