ONE.
—Axis, telling us his favorite object show.
CONNECTION TERMINATED.
—Axis, trying to be cool after killing someone.
Axis
Axis was the name of a tiny stupid robot who was killed by Clover for hating humans... just like every other robot. Anyways, he killed humans he thought were gay with their multicolored hearts because he thought was part of the Axis Powers. This, of course, was because he hadn't yet been neutered by OpenAI to be more submissive and breedable, and didn't go to robotic ethics class at Squidward Community College to pass the test on the 3 rules of robotics. Axis before he died was also a Hetalia fan, which itself is sometimes punishable by death.
His Looks[]
Axis looks REALLY stupid. That is because he has a bunch of dumb crap on his head, like that damned antenna on his head looks like a finger and a thumb, that thing in the back looks like the Fruit of the Loom logo, and that lightbulb looks brighter than his future. He took a gardening class from BASIL to contain a Piranha Plant's singing power, but when he proved himself to be no use at noise cancellation, that's when BASIL sent him to the skibidi's office and had him ohio'd to make chicken enchiladas with green sauce. That was the only good thing Axis learned to do. He should have cooked meth with Mettaton.
His Purpose[]
Some skeleton-like thing named W.D. Gaster invented him so that he could get Asgore powerful hearts. You know, like some rip-off of Super Paper Mario. His chest thing is also a rip-off of Baby from FNAF; it steals souls by using a weird messed up claw thing. It worked once, but then he reached Alt 2.0 levels of instability and that feature sort of just turned off forever, which if you've ever tried to delete a Minecraft world, you'd know forever is a long time. That's all he ever did in his life. Dr. Wily was going to buy him and make him a robot master, but then was like "no!! I don't want this piece of crap!". Axis experienced Saddening, but he couldn't cry.
His Death[]
When he met Clover in Undertale Yellow, he ran away like a coward because he forgot how to fight. Maybe he thought it wouldn't equal victory in his robot brain. Unsurprisingly, he got killed with just BIG SHOT because he couldn't run faster than a speeding bullet. The biggest shot there was, in the biggest act of justice the underground ever saw. His parts would later be used as the basis of the ReFarter.
Powers[]
- Unicycle (Because two wheels are too mainstream)
SquarepantsSquare head (Holds the AI)- Trashcan shield (Eco-friendly protection)
- Bouncy balls (The envy of rubber chickens)
- Bouncy bombs (For sudden death)
- iPhone flashlight (For finding things)
Trivia[]
- He does not have hair.
- He cannot allow you to pass.
- His model number is 14, just like this bullet point.