Awphysaur.
Awphysaur is Weegee's wife and a badass woman. She is the daughter of Grand Dad and Grand Mom. When she was a kid, she trained in martial arts. Shortly after she turned 18, she learned that the Bowser UnWorld Territories police department had a job vacancy. She teleported to the police station (we still don't know how she did this) and showed the chief a fake resume. Being a Goomba, he fell for it. She met Weegee (who was looking for Malleo, who had been kidnapped by Adolf Hitler's ghost for no reason) while she worked there. A few years later, she was fired from the police department for ripping a guy's head off after he did 90 km/h (note to UnAmericans: the Bowser UnWorld Territories, like every country in the UnWorld except for the USUA, uses the metric, or "correct", system of measurement) in a school zone. When she tried to take the police officer outfit off, she found that it had become stuck to her body. A few years later, she teleported to the United 'Gees Galaxy, where she eventually married Weegee. Her (test tube) children are (from oldest to youngest) Weenee, Deegee, Greegee, and Viacom.
Trivia
- She has a sister named Ceeforee who did nothing important.
- She is immortal and undefeatable.
- She worked at Microsoft for a while. While there, she developed MSPaint and Movie Maker.
- She HATES Greeny Phatom because it makes her software look like crap.
- The only things that can defeat her are Chuck Norris, Chuck Norriseegee, Happycat, NaN, Ultimate Billy Mays, DarthNorrisgee, Paul Bunyan, the Ultimate Weegee Destroyer, and Mr. T. She can respawn, though.
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