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The Avengers are a group of idiots who kill bad guys & Fatman. Their arch nemesis is Dr. Ponies, who always wants to kidnap innocent old women for their purses. Their other arch nemesis is... Well, more than one person. They ship everyone with Black Widow and Captain Obvious calls it evil.
Members
- Captain Obvious - Leader/First Avenger
- Iron Man - Old rust bucket
- Hulk - Your school's bully
- Red Hulk - Original character do not steal
- Black Widow - Only female?
- BEES! - Former only female
- Thor - OP god
- Antman - Weakest member :P
- Ultron - Only good in Captain Obvious Clubhouse
- Spider-Man - Pretty much Sonic but annoying
Enemies
- Dr. Ponies - Official villain
- Fatman - Rival
- Ultron - Only member without strings on
- Shippers - DUH
- Dr. Octogonapus - Strongest enemy
Trivia
- Black Widow is the only female member.
- There was once a kid's show about the Avengers called Captain Obvious Clubhouse. It is a rip-off of Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, but more annoying.
- Dr. Ponies is actually Twilight Sparkle.
- Chuck Norris used to be a member but he killed BEES! and they had to replace her with Black Widow.