Fight or flight, you're going down under.
—Austin right before killing a fleeing blue worker
"Austin Blue" is a member of the Elite Blue Guards working in the Satellite Station and Area-401. He lives in the Elite Dorm 5 in the third bed on the left. Like other Teletubbies, he is a humanoid with large round ears and a stout chubby body. Unlike most Teletubbies, however, most blue workers lack an antenna. Austin is known for his work in the Tubby Military with SGT. Miles, which is impressive for a Blue Worker. He works with the Grand Tubby Government a lot and is a part of the Elite Blue Guards, which protect Blue Workers from non-government threats. He sometimes reads, mostly the book Run Away From Home And Die and hates Nutella because hating it pisses Azure Blue for some reason. He also watches World War II documentaries on TubbyTV and he is in constant training after Teo Blue said "ur a weak nerd" to his explanation of Adolf Hitler's death. It was unironically wrong. He is also the rival of Azure Blue due to hating Nutella. His favorite shame is Call of Ducky: World at War, and he can kill everyone faster than The Guardian saying "missaid mispen little miss fawk".
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