The Atari 2600 is an old video shaming system from 1977 that is so old that Nobody knows what it is anymore. But that's what we're here for! We are here to tell you exactly what the Atari 2600 is. You ready to learn what the Atari 2600 is? Well, we are about to tell you what the Atari 2600 is. This is what the Atari 2600 is: we don't know.
We'll tell you what we do know, however. It was made of stuff. Most likely techno-stuff. And this stuff allowed people to play video shames. We believe the video shames played on the Atari 2600 were very pixely and did not have much to do in them that's honorable (not unlike Minecraft). This console also SUCKS!
Trivia[]
- If you plug in a SEGA Shaming System 2 controller it will work perfectly. It's also much more more comfortable.
- Homer Simpson became embarrassed at the fact that this is better than the NintenD’oh Entertainment System.
- On November of 2023, the console got rereleased as the Atari 2600+, coming with 10 pre-installed shames (but you can always insert a cartridge into the damn thing if you’re that lazy).