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Atari 2600

This is one of Atari's many fossils.

Atari is a prehistoric company who made consoles so old even the Dinosaurs tried to play on them! They're very old, but the Magnavox Odyssey predates them all.

Here's a fact, yo mama so old she remembers when Atari was founded in 420,000 BC. That's not a joke, she really does. Atari was known for making consoles you had to use your imagination for because the objects barely resembled what they were supposed to be because it was 41999 BC and after all, the bird was and still is the word! The controllers were uncomfortable and small too and had grandma's old switches for difficulty. You kids have it so easy today!

Their first product from 100,000 BC was Pong. We can barely see what's going on, but this was somehow important to all shames today. We could definitely have today's Final Spaghetti XVI or Xbox Series consoles without it. Totally.

Consoles[]

  • Atari 1300: The prehistoric fossil, home to one of the biggest disasters of all time. It's the 2nd oldest console of all time.
  • Atari 2600: This fossil is more remembered than the previous one, these were still used even millennia after 20000 BC. They still have really fun shames, even shames about, umm, yeah....
  • Atari 5200: Honestly Atari needed to quit now, the controllers didn't work and the shames didn't look any better than the 2600.
  • Atari 7800: Please go home Atari, nobody bought a 5200 and nobody bought a 7800. End of story.
  • Atari Jaguar: Their last console for a long time before pulling a SEGA. Failed to do it's promised math and came and went.
  • Atari VCS: Atari’s back! What are they back with, you may ask? A mini PC.
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