Astro Bot is a huge Play Station fan and is one of the only people to own the PS5. He actually has a few shames that he's in, namely Astro Bot Rescue Mission and Astro's Playroom which are ripoffs of 3D Stupid Mario.
History[]
Sony was just having a normal day until one executive guy said the following:
Arright we tired of Sackboy as PrayStation mascot. Designer we need new rovable one NOW.
—One executive guy at Sony
So one guy followed order and conceived this bizarre robot called Astro Bot that could rival everything as the best mascot ever invented with it's own shame for the PS5. Who am I kidding Microsoft released the Xbox Series X|S with cool and original shames like Master Chief and Minecraft that kicked Astro's Bot. Astro is such a failure compared to Sackboy he never got a sequel shame or was from again that's how much of a failure it was at Sony.
It is estimated Astro Bot cost Sony roughly a billiard UnDollars worth of damages due from vandalism to Sony's everything from people throwing molotovs and smokes and grenades into their offices because of their sheer hate towards Astro. And when the patient woke up, their robot was missing! And the doctor was never heard from again! Ahaahhaaha!
Where is he now?[]
The same place that Microsoft paperclip and Digit Al are. In the digital dumpster where nobody can find them not because they're hard to find, but because nobody cares about them anymore.
Update: He is now approaching rapidly.
Powers[]
- The Force
- Lightsaber skills
- WHAMpunch!
- Flying
- Tractor-Beaming nearby people (only works on villains BTW)
Those Apes Can't Escape Now!
Tractor Beams the nearest 12 villains into a circle before getting his lightsaber and beheading them.
Those Apes Can't Escape Now!
Tractor Beams the nearest 12 villains into a circle before getting his lightsaber and beheading them.