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{{Quote|I am Ass Pancakes. I'm gonna BONK! you.|Ass Pancakes's most infamous quote whenever he's about to attack somebody.}}{{Character Infobox|image = Ass Pancakes.jpg|caption = That's Ass Pancakes! No kidding!|gender = Male|hair = Brown|eyes = Gray|species = Human with DNAs of [[Painis Cupcake]] and [[SoupCock Porkpie]]|home = NA, but lives in a BONK! can.|dream = Bonking people to death, Making "dumb" looks on his face, Being a "clown".|occupation = Berserker Clown|known = Bonking people|rank = 2|name = Ass Pancakes}}'''Ass Pancakes''' was a [[Scout]] look-alike that had both of [[Painis Cupcake]]'s and [[SoupCock Porkpie]]'s DNAs applied to him. He is a berserker like them, and he slides up and across ceilings like Painis Cupcake, and lives in a BONK! can, like how SoupCock Porkpie lives in a bottle of beer.
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{{Quote|I am ### Pancakes. I'm gonna BONK! you.|### Pancakes's most infamous quote whenever he's about to attack somebody.}}{{Character Infobox|image = Ass Pancakes.jpg|caption = Ass.|gender = Male|hair = Brown|eyes = Illuminati-coloured|species = Human with DNAs of [[Painis Cupcake]] and [[SoupCock Porkpie]]|home = NA, but lives in a BONK! can.|dream = Bonking people to death, Making "dumb" looks on his face, Being a "clown".|occupation = BONK!ologist, Undefeatable|known = Bonking people|rank = 386,329,303,920|name = Ass Pancakes|death = N/A}}'''Ass Pancakes''' was a [[Scout]] look-alike that had both of [[Painis Cupcake]]'s and [[SoupCock Porkpie]]'s DNAs applied to him. He is a berserker like them, and he slides up and across ceilings like Painis Cupcake, and lives in a BONK! can, like how SoupCock Porkpie lives in a bottle of beer.
   
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He is also one of the golden aces of the [[Supreme Golden Ace Invasion Organization]].
Surprisingly, Ass Pancakes, along with his buddy, [[Piss Cakehole]], are against both of them and only believe in [[Satan|Satanism]], and are part of the [[Satanist Empire]].
 
   
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Surprisingly, Pancakes, along with his buddy, [[Painis Cupcake]], are against the above organization.
Ass Pancakes alone, bows down to [[Googolplex]] and prays to [[Satan]] every day and night.
 
   
Living up to his name disturbingly, he sometimes shoved his hammer up others' a**es, making him lewd as heck.
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Living up to his name disturbingly, he sometimes shoved his hammer up others' backsides, because he wanted waffles.
   
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Eventually, he and [[Garchomp|his]] [[Flygon|fellow]] [[Ninja Spy|Satanist]] [[Spike the Dragon|Empire]] [[Googolplex|members]] were forced to team up with [[Painis Cupcake|all]] [[SoupCock Porkpie|the]] [[Po|every]] [[Bowser|other]] [[Megatron|villains]] and [[Mario|all]] [[SpongeBob SquarePants|of]] [[Sonic|the]] [[Daft Punk|existing]] [[Optimus Prime|heroes]] in order to defeat the ultimate threat of [[This is Bob]].
 
[[File:Ass Pancakes bonks someone|thumb|330x330px|See? Ass Pancakes is that terrible.]]
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Revision as of 04:37, 18 July 2018

I am ### Pancakes. I'm gonna BONK! you. ### Pancakes's most infamous quote whenever he's about to attack somebody.

Ass Pancakes was a Scout look-alike that had both of Painis Cupcake's and SoupCock Porkpie's DNAs applied to him. He is a berserker like them, and he slides up and across ceilings like Painis Cupcake, and lives in a BONK! can, like how SoupCock Porkpie lives in a bottle of beer.

He is also one of the golden aces of the Supreme Golden Ace Invasion Organization.

Surprisingly, Pancakes, along with his buddy, Painis Cupcake, are against the above organization.

Living up to his name disturbingly, he sometimes shoved his hammer up others' backsides, because he wanted waffles.


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Ass Pancakes bonks someone

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