- I am Ass Pancakes. I'm gonna BONK! you.
- —Ass Pancakes's most infamous quote whenever he's about to attack somebody.
|Species:||Human with DNAs of Painis Cupcake and SoupCock Porkpie|
|Home:||An exceptionally spacious BONK! can|
|Likes:||Bonking people to death, Making "dumb" looks on his face, Being a "clown".|
|Known For:||Bonking people|
Ass Pancakes was a Scout look-alike that had both of Painis Cupcake's and SoupCock Porkpie's DNAs applied to him. He is a berserker like them, and he slides up and across ceilings like Painis Cupcake, and lives in a BONK! can, like how SoupCock Porkpie lives in a bottle of beer.
He is also one of the golden aces of the Supreme Golden Ace Invasion Organization.
Surprisingly, Pancakes, along with his buddy, Painis Cupcake, are against the above organization.
Living up to his name disturbingly, he sometimes shoved his hammer up others' backsides, because he wanted waffles.