Ass Pancakes

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Ass Pancakes
Ass.
Iden­tity
Name	Ass Pancakes
Known for	Bonking people
Gen­der	Male
Traits
Hair color	Brown
Eye color	Freaky......
Spec­ies	Human with DNAs of Painis Cupcake and SoupCock Porkpie
Life
Home	An exceptionally spacious BONK! can
Occu­pa­tion	BONK!ologist
Dea­th	N/A
Mind
Likes	BONK!ing people, ShamWow, BONK! Atomic Punch
Stats
Un­Rank	386,329,303,920

Ass Pancakes is a Scout-like Freak that likes SODA. He lives in a BONK! can in 2fort, like his bri'ish friend/rival/neighbour/buttbuddy SoupCock Porkpie.

He really likes pancakes, so much so that he challenged Goro Akechi to the pancake eating contest and lost 20 times in a row before making the pancakes rigging the taste of the pancakes to taste like ass pancakes, and still losing. Legend has it he's training to become the #1 pancake eater, as well as the #1 pancake shitter. Maybe he should consider self-Ubercharging and eating Pie pancakes to blow Goro DIE-high.

If you try to scare him off, he will BONK! you. Just ask him to play Minecraft or something. Whatever you do, don't make him angry!!!!

Ass Pancakes bonks someone

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Team Fortress 2[ / ]

TF2 guys [ / ]

Scout - Soldier - Pyro - Demoman - Heavy Weapons Guy - Engineer - Medic - Sniper - Spy - Madcap - The Administrator - Spycrabs - Mario - Himiko Toga

TFC guys [ / ]

Medic

Items [ / ]

Sandvich - Jarate - Respawn Machine

Shames [ / ]

Team Fortress Classic - Team Fortress 2

Freaks [ / ]

4chan Sniper - Ass Pancakes - Dr. Large - Emesis Blue - Human Sentry Buster - Major Crits - Ninja Spy - Painis Cupcake - Piss Cakehole - RubberFruit - Scunt - SoupCock Porkpie - Space Marine Soldier - The Candyman - Vagineer - Heevee Weapons Geegee