Cquote1 I am Ass Pancakes. I'm gonna BONK! you. Cquote2
Ass Pancakes's most infamous quote whenever he's about to attack somebody.
Ass Pancakes
Ass Pancakes


Gender: Male
Hair color: Brown
Eye color: Illuminati-coloured
Species: Human with DNAs of Painis Cupcake and SoupCock Porkpie
Home: An exceptionally spacious BONK! can
Death: N/A
Likes: Bonking people to death, Making "dumb" looks on his face, Being a "clown".
Occupation: BONK!ologist, Undefeatable
Known For: Bonking people
UnRank: 386,329,303,920

Ass Pancakes was a Scout look-alike that had both of Painis Cupcake's and SoupCock Porkpie's DNAs applied to him. He is a berserker like them, and he slides up and across ceilings like Painis Cupcake, and lives in a BONK! can, like how SoupCock Porkpie lives in a bottle of beer.

He is also one of the golden aces of the Supreme Golden Ace Invasion Organization.

Surprisingly, Pancakes, along with his buddy, Painis Cupcake, are against the above organization.

Living up to his name disturbingly, he sometimes shoved his hammer up others' backsides, because he wanted waffles.

Ass Pancakes bonks someone

Ass Pancakes bonks someone


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