HE IS CREEPY. OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Life[]
He is a VERY DANGEROUS KILLER. He was created when Waluigi was bored of being in his taco stand like usual, and he wanted to create his own Wa-Guy without telling Wario, as happened with WaWaWaWaWario and more wa-guys made by Waluigi. He then threw WaWaWaWaWaWaluigi to the Wa-Machine 2.0 and created this... THIS... I don't know how to describe it. Meanwhile, when the team of the WaWaWaWaWaWario Bros. escaped from the high security WaJail (and Asploderio too, who was wa-jailed in another WaCell) and started destroying the UnWorld again, Asploderio found Asplodeluigi somewhere and the WaWaWaWaWaWario Bros. decided to get allied with the Asploderio Bros. after the creation of Asplodeluigi, because Asploderio wasn't really a member of their team before. As Asploderio, he became the friend of Asplode Tinky Winky.
Meanwhile...
One day, Wario decided to get married with Rosalina because he is very sexy beautiful and is the only princess that isn't married with nobody (without counting Wapeach, because she isn't really a princess of Mario series. (Waluigi would try to marry her again, but she still thought he was a creep)). He asked permission to Mario and he accepted. Nintendo was very angry with this because Wario stopped being his character and he created Wahtendo and Rosalina was HIS character. Anyways they didn't do anything because the Wa-Team is very big (literally all WarioWare characters and Wa-Guys together) and they could stop, or even KILL them! Wario was very happy with Rosalina and they bought a house near to Mario's castle and even WarioWare building. Waluigi was quite ANGRY with this because HE is not married and he was living in the OLD house alone. Then Wario gave permission to Waluigi to demolish the old house and live with him and his new wife.
Meanwhile in the abandoned UnSchool, the Asploderio Bros. became the leaders of the Team and they made the Team become MORE DANGEROUS than before. They appeared in 1st place in EVERY newspaper of EVERY country, because they were destroying WHOLE countries! People thought it was Armageddon. But anyways, Mario's city was far, far away and Mario's Army could kill ALL of them, because Mario Bros. are more powerful and heroic than them (everybody in Asploderio's team are VILLAINS, and Mario could kill them instantly because that's the thing he hates most). Asplodeluigi didn't really want to destroy Mario's city/kill Mario; he wanted to kidnap Rosalina.
Then he sent the scary WaWaWaWaWaWario to Wario's house (in a stealthy way so that he didn't notice) and he ATE Rosalina's arm when she was in her bed sleeping naked. She woke up and screamed, and the Wario Bros. heard that and rushed to her bedroom. Waluigi also called the Mario Bros. for help and they came anyways because Rosalina is their friend. Somehow, Luigi picked up Rosalina's magic wand and he restored Rosalina's arm. Then the Wario Bros. and the Mario Bros. started talking about WHO would have eaten her arm, but WaWaWaWaWaWario (and Asplodeluigi, who came with him) were hidden behind the wall all this time. When nobody was looking, he KIDNAPPED Rosalina. Wario was VERY ANGRY with that, but Mario decided to get allied with him temporarily to save Rosalina. They came to the Asploderio team's base and they killed the guard of Rosalina's cell, who were WaWaWaWaWaTinky Winky and Asplodeluigi theirselves, and they killed all (well, not at all) of them. Wario opened the door lock with HIS TEETH and they ran away with Rosalina. But Asplodeluigi (and Asploderio too) were INFERNALLY ANGRY and they came with the rest of the team to stop the W/Mario Bros.. That was a very long battle, but they escaped with Rosalina anyways. Then Asplodeluigi was ANGRIER than before, so he asked Asploderio about DESTROYING Wario's house. He accepted and the TRUE WAR STARTED. The Asploderio Bros. came to his house and this happened:
EPIC BATTLE!!! This music starts playing: W.A.S.P. - Rebel In The F.D.G. (F★cking Decadent Generation)
KABOOOOOM!!! CRASH!!! "IMMA FIRE MAH LAZARRRR!!!" (you can imagine the REST)
SOMEHOW, the Wario Bros. won and the Asploderio Bros. were defeated. After this battle, Wario called the Captain 0 and he sent the Asploderio Bros. to UnOmniversal Void, and they are still there until they finish their penance.
Powers[]
Don't ask. He has all the powers of Asploderio, without counting the Power of Muscle and Super Fat.
Trivia[]
- The life of Asploderio Bros. was very long.
- Either Asploderio and Asplodeluigi are allied with Satan, but they forgot to call him during their wars.
- Asploderio doesn't call him when in the UnOmniversal Void because his memory sometimes work bad and he forgot him.
- This should be an episode of The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show!.
- Did you read "Waluigi would try to marry her (Wapeach) again, but she still thought he was a creep)."?
- If yes, you must know that Wapeach didn't exist when Waluigi was a kid. When Nintendo revealed Wapeach, he fell in love when he saw her for first time.
- Waluigi doesn't want to groom Wapeach.
- Rosalina is thinking about having a son with Wario (I pray this will never happen).
- Maybe Asplodeluigi is still in the UnOmniversal Void, but be careful with him.