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The AspenPellotVerse is an evil universe ran by two humanoid creatures, AspenPellot and Dorkfishe, who allow them to be the only two important people. An evil change is that Idolum Tergum is a human, renamed Pop Singer, and is an 18 year old. Also, her sisters have no biological relation, and are also humans. That’s not to mention how she is a mortal and is married to Play-Yan and have a Play-Singer as a child, when she is normally a pet of Batman.
History[]
Brilliant Big Bang[]
AspenPellot and Dorkfishe were mortals who live for 1 googol years, and they decided to make their own Omniverse, where they do everything news worthy there. However, it took 100 years for them to make an Omniverse, then a Multiverse, and finally, a Universe. However, they weren’t satisfied with the size of the universe, so the made a bomb and lit the fuze, letting it blow up to a large size. They then made Earth, and a Sun and Moon. Unfortunately for them, life started to appear, so they decided to banish all living creatures they see to a land called Zoo, but it wasn’t good for wiping out a certain animal, Humans.
Savage Stone Age[]
The Humans didn’t want to go to zoo, so the two universe founders had an idea. They destroyed a mountain just to create a shelter for everyone on Earth, and ban anyone to leave. The shelter was built in Africa, and all they had to eat were fruit and vegetables. The entrance was hidden in a wall made of Ultra-Holographic devices. Obviously, people were mad about this, so the two founders allowed them to meet them so that the excitement increased.
Awful Egyptians[]
A group of Humans wanted more to do, so one, called Narmer, called the hall he lived in Egypt, and made his own Ultra-Holographic wall thing to trick people so that they can’t enter. If someone did enter, they were banished to their secret lair, but they couldn’t think of an area, so they used the sewers, leaving them to get hit with con stage sewage. Eventually, during the Roman, the ruler, Cleopatra, was found out, and banished to the secret lair, where she died for not eating a single piece of food.
Groovy Greeks[]
The Greeks were the nicknames of people who tried to use the hall of meetings for sports called Olympics, where they only wore Olive Oil and did all the sports on the Wikipedia article List of Sports, but they didn’t have the stuff needed, so for balls they used cut of fingers around a stone. They had an audience, but unfortunately, one day had a meet and greet, where AspenPellot found out, and banned sport and forced people to wear clothes, if not they get banished to the secret lair.
Cut-Throat Celts[]
The celts we’re nicknames of people who managed to escape the secret lair, but since they didn’t have important stuff needed to survive, they used mud for bricks, sticks for food, and muddy puddles for drinks. They eventually vandallised the exterior, and made an invisibility shield that hides them from the outside world, but then they were spotted by a Roman, who dropped his balcony on them, killing all of them.
Rotten Romans[]
The Romans were people who trusted AspenPellot and hated the other people