I'm the Coolest Girl You'll ever Meet!
—Ashley, singing her song (Wait, was it Cruelest or Coolest?)
Ashley I is a former Princess and current slave of WarioWare, Inc. She is the most popular slave there, for being an edgy goth girl.
History[]
Young Life[]
Ashley was born by King Henry VIII in the UnUnited Kingdom. She would have been named Henry IV if she wasn't a girl. Nothing else happened for the next 9 years, except that Ashley was always interested in witches and other crazy magical beings. One day, Ashley put herself in a pot, filled it with water, and grabbed a lead ball, and she floated. Ashley soon discovered she was a Witch!
After discovering so, she used a spell to turn utensils into other utensils, made potions, and even gave herself immortality. With how immortality works, her Age is stuck at 9. Sorry, DeviantArt users! One day, her teacher was visiting her castle, and eventually got into her room, where the teacher made a shocking discovery; Ashley was a witch-in-self-training! Ashley mistakenly killed her teacher by turning her into a spoon in a moment of panic. Henry discovered this, and in order to not get dunked on by Sans and be executed, Ashley used a potion to make her fall unconscious (but not drop dead) so that horrible fate doesn't happen to her.
Fake Suicide and Journey to Diamond City[]
So, of course, King Henry was sad of this, so he buried his daughter under a swing set she used. 352 and a Half Years Later, she woke up, trapped in a coffin. She somehow broke out and sneaked her way to the ocean, and went off to travel around the UnWorld. She met a dead bird named Red Bird, nicknamed him Reddidit, and now he is utilized as Ashley's wand and teammate. With the help of Reddidit, Ashley got herself a passport and hid wherever Diamond City is.
The two bought Luigi's Mansion for 500 Pounds of UnDollars later on, thanks to Red's success from his mobile game series.
Slavery and Popularity[]
After an amount of years, Ashley met Wario, who was making a new company called WarioWare, Inc.. Ashley decided to join the job, but that was the worst decision of her life. Ashley has been punished and tortured while being forced to make Microgames 24/7 with minimal breaks. Ashley tried to save herself of course, but she failed thanks to Wario nerfing her powers using his own magical abilities. She tried to get some help from Kat and Ana, but to no avail. She is now Trapped in WarioWare for entirety, while those Ninja Twins roam free for the rest of time.
People composed a song about her in 2009, and it was used for a few of the WarioWare Games and Super Smash Bros. FAIL. People loved her, but didn't know about her being trapped. She was the most popular character, but also the most tortured. Why? Because Wario expects her to do Infinity and Beyond plus she is about as strong as every other worker combined, disincluding Kat and Ana. This makes her the most powerful Warioware guy aside from the Wario, Waluigi, and those two Crystal Alliance members. That reminds me, actually...
Freedom and The Crystal Alliance[]
Ashley was founded by Shaggy Rogers during a late night. Red recognized him, and decided to have Ashley follow Shaggy since he was trying to make a group of people that have small connections to him. Wario shortly followed, but joined the same group later on. This group is known as The Shaggy Connection for this random reason. They solve the many mysteries around the UnUniverse, and their efforts have surely put themselves into the history of time. Shaggy had Ashley join the Crystal Alliance after one of these cases, where she finally gets some rest from her boss. Nowadays Ashley fights evil guys and still works at WarioWare due to Wario refusing to give her up and instead making a deal with Kris by giving Ashley a "Parole" for this very important job. Ashley may be busy, but at least she's relatively happy with life now.