Ash Bandicoot was a shame made by Nintendo in 2012. Everybody knows it is NOT a copy of Crash Bandicoot. The story starts out with Ash Ketchum as a Bandicoot falling out of Dr. Neo Bart's castle thing (aka the Simpson's House). Ash needs to rescue his girlfriend, Tawnachu, who for some reason was locked up in a giant POOTIS face. Near the end of the shame, when Dr. Neo Bart is on one pixel of health left, the shame always crashes, and the Wii being used gets the 𐌺-𐌺 virus. But the shame comes back on 2 seconds later. This is the main shame in the Ash Bandicoot series.
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