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The Asgardian Empire is an intercontinental nation on Kittehlandia created by Thor Odinson following the Unfinity War and the SJW Civil War. It's an authoritarian state with Thor's position as emperor written into the constitution. It is currently being ruled by Will Smith during Thor's absence.

Territories[]

The Asgardian Empire is divided into two political subunits for greater ease of rule.

Nyandinavia[]

This used to be ruled by Nyan Cats, a distantly related species to LOLcats and Warrior Cats. Thor got annoyed by the Nyan Cats and tried to kill them all off, but they were just too wholesome to take anything more than superficial damage.

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Regional flag of Nyandinavia

United States of Asgardia[]

This is Kittehlandia's equivalent to the United States of UnAmerica. It has 2 states: New Asgard and New New York.

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Regional Flag of Asgardian North American territories (stars represent New New York & New Asgard)

Cities[]

  • New Asgard City (capital city)
  • Nyanberg (regional capital of Nyandinavia)
  • New New York City (regional capital of the United States of Asgardia)

Great Emu War[]

Hoping to finish the Asgardian Conquest, Will Smith made moves to acquire Arctica from the Bowser Kittehlandia Territories. Bowser refused to sell Arctica for any price, instead demanding the country of Australia in an exchange.

Too committed to back down, Smith manipulated the Emus into launching a revolution in Australia. This triggered a proxy war between the United States of UnAmerica who were backing the Australian Government and the Asgardian Empire who were backing the Emus. This was known as the Great Emu War.

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