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Arle, telling You that Your Screwed while playing a game of Puyo Pop Fever.

Arle Nadja is a crazy mage who's goal is to kill ALL deh Puyos! She is rivals with Amitie.

History[]

Arle was born as a mage, and being a mage, her kindergarten teacher thought it was a good idea to throw her into a dark castle and force her to fight Skeletons and parasitic Zombies during her childhood. The most important thing she had to face, however, were Puyos, these Slime Rip-Offs who bullied her a lot. Arle grew a deep hatred for these blobs throughout time. Many years later, Bob Saget appeared before Arle, and made a deal with her to free her from the castle she was trapped in if she had to take care of the demonic Carbuncle. Carbuncle is also a rip-off like the Puyos, this time being a Big Chungus wannabe. Arle, of course, took the deal, even though she now needs to feed Carbuncle souls 9 times a day.

Now freed from her Prison, Arle began to explore the land. Being stuck in a castle for over a decade, it's probably expected that Arle has become mentally unstable. Now whenever she sees anything that resembles a Puyo, she'll go into a wild rage and destroy it as fast as possible. Originally, Arle used magic to destroy Puyos, but she eventually discovered the aspect that Puyos Asplode when Four or more of them are next to each other. This gave Arle the genius idea to create the Shame Puyo Pop Fever, a shame explicitly created to kill a bunch of Puyos at once in a match.

Now with her new invention, Arle can now commit mass genocide on the Puyos and murder them all. Both Kirby and Dr. Robotnik played this game and became great friends with Arle because of it. As a matter of fact, Arle partook in the creation of Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine (Not to be confused with Dr. Robotnik's Mean Lean Machine). This was all fine and dandy, but People began to notice Arle attempting to send the Puyos into Extinction, and since people care about keeping the environment safe, many are trying to stop her.

It all began when Puyo fanatic Amitie met Arle one day and decided to play Puyo Pop Fever with her. Amitie, however, was horrified when she discovered that she was killing the very thing she loves. On that day, the two became rivals, with Amitie trying to preserve the Puyo population while Arle was trying to destroy them. Amitie is really determined to stop her, calling many of her friends to end Arle's chaos, but to no avail. Amitie convinced Arle's old friend Bob Saget to try and end her career, but he couldn't stop her. Amitie even called up the country of Soviet Russia to stop Arle by getting her addicted to Tetris instead of popping Puyos, but Dr. Robotnik saw through Amitie's plan and snuck in Puyos inside of the copy of Tetris he gave to Arle, keeping her blood-thirsty rampage alive.

Nowadays, Arle has murdered over 75% of the Puyo population and climbing, and she won't stop anytime soon until that percentage goes to 100%. If you see her and if you're a blob of slime, or even worse, a Puyo, you're dead.

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