A happy Argonian.

An Argonian is some hideous lizard-man that eats children. The Argonians are native to Skyrim, but can also be found in Germany and Soviet Russia. The Argonians are most well known for the fact that they're basically overgrown geckos that can talk. They can also breathe underwater and are generally jerks, though I did meet this nice Argonian once that offered to hold my wallet for me when my hands were full.


  • Argonians have these really sharp teeth, sort of like alligators.
  • Having evolved in a swampland, they developed the ability to breathe underwater.
  • They have tails. The tails don't really do anything, but they sure are cool.
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