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This girl is creepy.

Captain Obvious, on Arale

Arale
Operation Upshot-Knothole - Badger 001

A poster Arale hung on victim's doors. Go check yours. I dare you...

Arale or Elizabeth Bormann (True name not known) is as creepy as fuck!![Citation not needed at all; thank you very much] Now that that's out of the way, Arale is a silent hitman that first appeared in 1992 on the NHS channel, killing several unidentified men for reasons not known. (probably because she felt like it) Ever since then, Arale has been hired by many infamous criminals to murder a victim, and is currently #7 on America's Most Wanted list. An HBO documentary about Borman was made in 2022, reopening interest in the case.

Early Life[]

Bormann's early life is a mystery. Some believe she is a woman with a weird hat and went insane after seeing it. Others believe she was a woman with a checkered past who needed more money to feed to her family. For a short time, she was thought to have been directly involved in the Kennedy assassinations of both John, and his brother, Bobby. Nothing was ever proven, aside from Bormann trying to stick the blame on John Seigenthaler. Whatever her origins are (Allegedly the real ringleader of the notorious Manson Family), Bormann was never heard from until 1992.

First Strike[]

Bormann first appeared in 1992 in the Memorial Hospital in Chicago, Illinois. The hospital was being filmed on live TV, as the news story was about a new type of cure for something people may never know (Hopefully it was not cancer), because Bormann jumped in from the window, and stabbed every patient. Not saying a word, the killer stole the medicine that cured whatever it was, and left. Every person in the room was killed, including the cameraman and reporter. Nobody knew who the woman was, but due to her creepy appearance , many dubbed her "ARALE".

Return[]

Bormann returned in 1994, hired by crime boss Salvatore Valestra to murder Gary Oldman. That night, Bormann spotted Oldman in a dark alley doing graffitti. Bormann was about to murder the former child solider, until Oldman's friend Bill Cosby came to the rescue! Instead of fighting, the 3 decided to call it a night, as they all got a beer together. Bormann was not paid, so the following day, Valestra was found dead on his bed, with a knife stabbed in his head. Bormann was the suspected killer.

Working for Hitler[]

From 2007 to late 2008, Bormann was often hired by Adolf Hitler, an infamous crime boss to do his dirty work, due to his old age. Bormann was paid well, and often succeded in missions, such as the assassination of Michael Jackson (Though Bormann killed him for fun weeks before being hired), Fred Figglehorn and Fegelein . She is also one of the many possible killers of Steve Burns, though this is still disputed. However, by 2008, Hitler was never heard from again, leaving Bormann free for hire.

Gardener[]

Bormann was hired by Jehovah Witnesses to murder Ke$ha due to her music, as it was (apparently) upsetting Jehovah . When Bormann was about to kill her, she began to "sing" (or talk in that annoying voice), which made her scream silently. She retreated from her, and failed her mission. Due to her being injured by her music, Bormann needed a new way to kill. She began planting strange seeds known as "Nosegays". When planted and watered, they create erecting plants in a matter of seconds

Nobody knows why Bormann planted the flowers, but whatever the reason was, it was odd. (And creepy)

Attempt to murder Justine Bieber[]

In 2009, Bormann was hired by God to murder Justin Bieber due to his piss poor music. Bormann was sent back in time and searched everywere for Bieber, but it was not found. For a while, Bormann was killing anybody tweeting about Bieber. Searching everywere for the kid, Justin Bieber could not be found. Bormann failed the mission, but was paid anyway, for at lease attempting. Turns out, Bieber was hiding in it's bathroom reading a Playgirl magazine while taking a dump. Yes, Playgirl. Bormann stabbed Bieber in the head afterwards.

Arrest[]

On July 23, 2010, Bormann was arrested for attempted murder on Christian Bale, hired by Adam West, Micheal Keaton, Val Kilmer, George Clooney, and Kevin Conroy. Bormann was thrown into a cell, tied up so she would not escape. Written all over Bormann's cell was "You Sillier Outlaw", which was strange, considering she was all tied up. Only a few hours later, Bormann was out of her cell, and was no were to be seen until 12:00 P.M. were she was found hiding in one of several bags containing substances not known outside of the police station. Her cell now read in bloody letters, "I Will Eat Your Soul". Bormann was found escaping prison by hoping in one of the many bags. The elder police officer chased Bormann across the town, but she was too fast to catch, and got away without a trace. "She was a creepy son of a bitch!" stated fellow inmate Hannibal Lecter.

Arale Today[]

Bormann's whereabouts are not known at this moment. Sge could be hiding in the Axis of Evil's palace at the moment, or planning a new scheme. Many belive that Bormann was the killer of Kate Goslin on September 2, 2010, though others think it was Jon. Bormann is currently #7 on the America's Most Wanted list.

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