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April Fools

Average gathering of fools. People with pages are Dimentio, Jack Frost Jevil, Ronald McDonald, Slender Man, and Squidward Tentacles.

April Fools' is the day all of the clowns, tricksters, trolls and jesters' powers are amplified by OVER 90000000%. You qualify for having increased power levels by having at least one of the following attributes:

  1. Be a fool
  2. Was once a fool
  3. Have been a fool in any timeline
  4. Have always been a fool

During April Fools', the fools go wild with their new powers. Select few fools get to forever keep their powers. The theory is that the general public likes fools so much that it's their fault that an unknown source (Likely Black Frost stealing Power Balloons or some other mystical object) has granted every fool all of this immense power every year.

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This glorious date is also celebrated annually by the Festive Medic, who performs it live at 2fort. These performances aren't usually popular, as everyone's trying to hide from Slenderman on steroids, but there are few brave souls who attend anyways.

Some of these tricksters like to steal from Nestle Crunch Kid. Sadly, this ends up being their last prank. Some say that it is the ultimate test to forever keep their powers.

Trivia[]

  • This random twat likes to endure long amounts of bad media on this day for no reason.
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This article is a stub; it doesn't appear in any dictionaries so we're gonna say it's spongy instead of high in density. You can help my captain get himself $5.01 by eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text.[VE]eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text. If this page is not dense enough soon, it will eventually get deleted.

UnGoomba

This article is a stub; it doesn't appear in any dictionaries so we're gonna say it's spongy instead of high in density. You can help my captain get himself $5.01 by eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text.[VE]eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text. If this page is not dense enough soon, it will eventually get deleted.

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