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[[File:The Freak With the Hood.png|thumb|75px|The Freaky Leader]]
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[[File:The Freak With the Hood.png|thumb|261x261px|The Freaky Leader]]
 
[[Freak with the Hood]] is a dangerous and evil man, and he owns an entire [[Galactic Empire|empire]]! Due to this, he needs a large collection of '''apprentices''' to serve him.[[File:Peter Ugg.png|thumb|100px|Peter Ugg]]
[[File:Peter Ugg.png|thumb|100px|Peter Ugg]]
 
[[File:Darth Mall.png|thumb|100px|His ugliest servant]]
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[[File:Darth Mall.png|thumb|100px|His ugliest servant]]He met his first apprentices in high school.
[[File:Count Dooku.png|thumb|75px|Insane]]
 
[[File:Darth Vader.png|thumb|100px|Scary One]]
 
[[Freak with the Hood]] is a dangerous and evil man, and he owns an entire [[Galactic Empire|empire]]! Due to this, he needs a large collection of '''apprentices''' to serve him.
 
 
He met his first apprentices in high school.
 
 
*[[Freak with the Mask]]
 
*[[Freak with the Mask]]
 
*[[Peter Ugg]]
 
*[[Peter Ugg]]
 
*[[Darth Mall]]
 
*[[Darth Mall]]
 
[[File:Count Dooku.png|thumb|226x226px|Insane]]He then started recruiting. He went around the [[A Long Time Ago in a Galaxy Far Far Away|galaxy]] just to get more apprentices.
 
He then started recruiting. He went around the [[A Long Time Ago in a Galaxy Far Far Away|galaxy]] just to get more apprentices.
 
 
*[[Freak with the Mask]]
 
*[[Freak with the Mask]]
 
*[[Peter Ugg]]
 
*[[Peter Ugg]]
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*[[Freak with the Hood's Unidentified Apprentice]]
 
*[[Freak with the Hood's Unidentified Apprentice]]
 
*[[Lord Evil]]
 
*[[Lord Evil]]
 
[[File:Darth Vader.png|thumb|100px|Scary One]]Then he sent them on a mission, and all but one [[DIE|DIED]].
 
Then he sent them on a mission, and all but one died.
 
 
*[[Darth Mall]]
 
*[[Darth Mall]]
   
 
He used a scam to get famous people to help him.
 
He used a scam to get famous people to help him.
 
*[[Darth Mall]]
 
*[[Darth Mall]]
 
*[[Tails]]
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]
 
 
*[[Bowser]]
 
*[[Bowser]]
*[[Tails]]
 
 
*[[Michael Jackson]]
 
*[[Michael Jackson]]
 
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]
 
*[[Gorthan, Destroyer of Light]]
 
*[[Gorthan, Destroyer of Light]]
 
*[[Megatron]]
 
*[[Megatron]]
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*[[Michael Jackson]]
 
*[[Michael Jackson]]
   
Then he goes back outside, and drives away.
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Then he goes back outside, and he drives away.
 
*[[Darth Mall]]
 
*[[Darth Mall]]
   
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*[[Darth Mall]]
 
*[[Darth Mall]]
 
*[[Count Dooku]]
 
*[[Count Dooku]]
*[[Stupid Snake]]
 
 
*[[Smart Snake]]
 
*[[Smart Snake]]
 
*[[Stupid Snake]]
   
Freak decides he want the human one, so he goes with Count Dooku. He sends Darth Mall into a mission with mo possible chance of survival. He doesn't survive.
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Freak decides he want the [[Humans|human]] one, so he goes with Count Dooku. He sends Darth Mall into a mission with no possible chance of survival. He doesn't survive.
 
*[[Count Dooku]]
 
*[[Count Dooku]]
   
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*[[Darth Vader]]
 
*[[Darth Vader]]
   
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Freak and Darth Vader [[DIE]]. Later, [[Mickey Mouse]] buys [[Star Wars]] and brings Freak back to life for idiotic reasons, and then Freak manipulates Darth Vader's fake grandson Kylo Ren into joining him.
Freak and Darth Vader die.
 
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* Kylo Ren
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Freak and Kylo Ren [[DIE]], and Freak stays dead for real this time, unless Mickey Mouse revives him again.
 
[[Category:Guys]]
 
[[Category:Guys]]
 
[[Category:Evil]]
 
[[Category:Evil]]
 
[[Category:Unsafe for kids]]
 
[[Category:Unsafe for kids]]
 
[[Category:Villains]]
 
[[Category:Villains]]
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[[Category:Scary]]

Latest revision as of 21:12, 2 May 2023

The Freak With the Hood

The Freaky Leader

Freak with the Hood is a dangerous and evil man, and he owns an entire empire! Due to this, he needs a large collection of apprentices to serve him.

Peter Ugg

Peter Ugg

Darth Mall

His ugliest servant

He met his first apprentices in high school.

Count Dooku

Insane

He then started recruiting. He went around the galaxy just to get more apprentices.

Darth Vader

Scary One

Then he sent them on a mission, and all but one DIED.

He used a scam to get famous people to help him.

They all quit after he tells them they are his slaves.

Micheal forgot his keys, so he comes back in to grab them.

Then he goes back outside, and he drives away.

Freak with a Hood commands Darth Mall to find possible replacements.

Freak decides he want the human one, so he goes with Count Dooku. He sends Darth Mall into a mission with no possible chance of survival. He doesn't survive.

Count Dooku is killed by Darth Vader. Darth Vader takes his place because he has the same first name as Freak's best apprentice.

Freak and Darth Vader DIE. Later, Mickey Mouse buys Star Wars and brings Freak back to life for idiotic reasons, and then Freak manipulates Darth Vader's fake grandson Kylo Ren into joining him.

  • Kylo Ren

Freak and Kylo Ren DIE, and Freak stays dead for real this time, unless Mickey Mouse revives him again.