- Not to be confused with the things you eat nom nom nom.
The hammer and sickle are a distraction; this is DEFINITELY a capitalist company.
Apple, called Malus Domestica by the professionals, is a company founded by Steve Jobs to bring you the crappiest technology for the most expensive price. It was actually a really good idea, because people are stupid and they all fell for it. Apple is now one of the most successful businesses in the entire UnWorld, as it feeds off of this great stupidity.
History
Apple was originally formed by Steve Wozniak, who invented the iPod. It became popular fast, and a man named Steve Jobs realized he could become a rich person, so he stole the company and invented the Macintosh, Wozniak was ok with this because he has Stockholm Syndrome.
Playing on his success, Jobs opened several more Apple stores and started inventing lotsa different gadgets. These gadgets were famous for breaking shortly after buying them and being really overpriced. Many of them did not even work at all. But people kept buying them, and Steve Jobs kept taking their money.
The company started to go downhill after Steve Jobs made one fatal mistake. He declared himself more successful than Chuck Norris. Deciding Steve Jobs was not worth a roundhouse kick, Chuck simply spit on him and left him to die. With Steve Jobs dead, Nobody was able to keep Apple successful. Only time will tell what will happen next. Silver could tell what will happen next because he's from the future, but we don't care about what he thinks. Until Tim Cook took over, making Apple make good products again.
But then Tim was killed by Steve, who created the Apple Card.