- You may be looking for the crappy technology company of the same name.
A red apple in the real life world.
Hey, hey Apple!
—The Annoying Orange
Apples, otherwise known as Dig-It Houses or Malus Domestica by the professionals, are fruits that exist. They can be eaten and taste like red or green.
It is mandatory for all elite Dig-Its to inhabit an apple, otherwise they would lack the famous aptitude of being able to excavate in the first place, due to the fact that these fruits are required for them to break through the ground easier. If you ever studied Dig-It Anatomy in college, you would likely know this already. This has not yet confirmed but before the Dig-Its gained their famous aptness of digging, they did not inhabit apples. Once a Dig-It inhabits one, the apple automatically tastes like a lemon instead and becomes repulsive.
Things Apples Have Done[]
Falling on Isaac Newton[]
One of the most known things apples have done is falling on the head of Isaac Newton, an event that would change the direction of his life forever for whatever reason. One day, a slightly drunk apple husband and a delirious apple wife were arguing about the state of their marriage, while Isaac Newton sat below the two, completely unaware of their bickering. Insults were exchanged by the two, rather hurled at each other. Eventually, their bickering reached an ultimatum when the husband apple of this story brought up his ex-girlfriend, an orange, and that sent the apple into a complete breakdown. She threatened to kill herself by cutting herself off from the tree and falling down. Infuriated, the husband tempted her to do it further and further. In an act of pure insanity, she did it, dying the very second she hit Isaac Newton's head. It was at this very moment that Isaac Newton decided that the takeaway from his time in the UnWorld would be that when something's in the air, it indeed falls. Seriously, why did he decide to put so much time into researching gravity when so many guys choose to completely disable it altogether?
Being the Inspiration for the Apple Company (Supposedly)[]
One time, in his silly little garage, tinkering away at his first instance of some overpriced, glorified hunk of scrap metal classed as a "cutting-edge product", Steve Jobs was busy at work building. However, building all this technological equivalent of slop makes you peckish, so he decided to take a break and go to his kitchen. In his kitchen, he saw his mother, who gave an overwhelming sigh at the sight of him, believing he would never amount to anything in his worthless pathetic life. More importantly, he saw a fruit bowl, filled with apples. Now, Jobs had been trying to think of what he should call his company, but he was coming up short with any semblance of a good idea. However, when he saw those apples in the fruit bowl, he knew that he would call his company Apple.
Or that was the story that was told. He actually wanted to call his company "Piggy" as a reference to how all of his products are essentially slop. However, the name Piggy is simply too unattractive for a technology company. He was also too afraid to incur the never-ending wrath of Peppa Pig. So instead, he whipped out a dictionary and looked through for a good noun. Sure enough, Apple was one of the first ones he saw due to it starting with A, so he just went with that.
Many dessert recipes call for apple and most times they come out delicious, but apples on their own taste very sweet or sour. Some taste like gasoline, while others taste like candy.
Many dessert recipes call for apple and most times they come out delicious, but apples on their own taste very sweet or sour. Some taste like gasoline, while others taste like candy.