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HOW DO YOU READ THIS? THERE'S NO PICTURES!!!
Help this guy by adding some pictures in this article. I think that will shut him up.
The Anything Team are a stupid tag-team of a bunch of loosahs and weak idiots who are led by Captain 1 and work for the Anything Wiki. There was originally just 1 n00b, Captain 1, but over the years he's convinced some incompetent cowards to join his cause. They have no originality, no creativity, no imagination, and nothing good to offer, which is why they're perfect for him. Every freak of the Anything Team is a n00b, and has FAILED trying to ruin this wiki. The UnAnything Team PWNS the Anything Team every 5 seconds. Not because we're awesome, we are VERY awesome, but because they suck THAT much, and are part of the Defeatables too.
Members[]
Each one of the members of the Anything Team is super lame and gets banned 0.01 seconds after they're found out.
- Captain 1: Leader. He micromanages everybody instead of actually doing anything.
- Censor: Administrator who banned people on Anything for hating on Captain 1, protecting his fragile ego. She used to be a worker for the CCP, but was fired for being corrupt. Occasionally came onto UnAnything to try to censor us.
- Perfectionist: Only person who actually edits the wiki instead of trying to raid us. He writes all their pages and has great attention to detail, but lacks any awareness to how lame he is.
- Trickster: Very strange Ducky fan. They make alt accounts for the group to use since everyone keeps getting banned. He also has expertise in impersonation.
- Troll: Harasses people and causes drama for his own self-amusement. Sometimes he joins our side and trolls them instead.
- Vandal: The every man. He does it all: destroys pages, spams, reverts good edits, nukes pages, adds bias, adds boring crap, just to mention a few.
- War: Second-in-command. He causes edit wars, flame wars, and mongers raids against UnAnything. His ability to organize the team makes him invaluable.
Powers[]
None of the members actually have any type of special powers. They use their wits, which they don't have a lot of. They also have many curses that give them anti-powers, like the ability to control space, but only in the way that rips themselves apart.
History[]
The Anything Wiki was not founded with an Anything Team. Back then, it was just Captain 1. He was lonely, but then had an epiphany: why fail alone when you can fail together? So he spammed random internet forums telling people to join his wiki. They spammed it because they couldn't handle the truth. Captain 1 was thinking of locking the wiki to read-only, but then Perfectionist joined and started writing a good article on Tree, and Censor started deleting pages made by spammers. The Anything Team, while small, was strong.
When they found out about the awesomer UnAnything Wiki, they started spamming all the pages with links to the Anything Wiki. Their links were seen by Troll and Vandal who hated the UnAnything Wiki, and joined the Anything Team and started trolling and vandalizing the wiki. They all got banned, and started planning their revenge attack against the UnAnything Wiki; they were planning something super lame. They were going to troll and vandalize UnAnything again! But they were all banned. Trickster, an accountant with a grudge against Captain 0 joined and was able to get them by The Blocker. Every since then, the Anything Team has been in a constant war with the UnAnything Team. After we made the Sock Searcher Blocker, the Anything Team hasn't attacked us as much.
List of Wars fought against the UnAnything Team[]
- In 2006, the Anything Team destroyed version 0 of the UnAnything Wiki. Their butts were kicked by Captain 0.
- In 2010, the Anything Team raided the UnAnything Wiki. In this battle, they recruited Vandal and Troll. The Anything Team malformed the original Mario page making it into the Mess page, and extinguished the Pyro page with the Water page. The UnTeam reverted the Mario page and kept the Mess page, and turned the extinguished Pyro page into Ash Ketchum.
- In 2012, the Anything Team invaded the UnAnything Headquarters and blasted it to smithereens. By it, we mean our refrigerator that had a single slice of cheese inside, which we replaced 6 seconds later with a titanium fridge, with 2 slices of cheese and a potato. War notices these battles, and decides to join the Anything Team.
- In 2013, they did that again, but this time they were the ones blasted to smithereens. They had an entire horse army that was instantly evaporated.
- In 2015, the Anything Team sent a DDOS attack on the UnAnything Central Server. All their computers contracted awesomeness and blew up from doing lame stuff.
- In 2018, they tried spamming the UnAnything Wiki again. They put up a fake donation links on all the pages like if it was Wikipedia; this scammed a total of 0 people. The Anything Team PayPal account was terminated shortly thereafter.
- In 2023, the Anything Team gets PWNed by the UnAnything Team. Our PWN was so freakin' epic that we permanently killed Censor. The Anything Team mourned her death for OVER 9000 years...
- In 2024, the Anything Team raids us again. To avenge Censor, they censor all of our pages by making them into pro-Captain 1 garbage. Their edits were undone by putting all the pages in a time machine and setting it to reverse.
- In 2025, Vandal found out he was named after a tribe in Germany. He tried lombarding the Goths to join the Anything Team. To be frank, they immediately turned him down.
- In the end and beyond..., Captain 1 and Captain 0 are dead. Seizing the opportunity to strike against a confused and leaderless UnAnything Team, War launches the final conquest against the UnAnything Team inside the UnAnything Headquarters. He brought the other 3 horsemen to slaughter, starve, and plague the members, before reaping their souls and tormenting them until the end of time. This is the only win they will have against us.