The Virus Killer is a form of Ω said to possess great powers. Some include, but are not limited to, the following: killing viruses, killing trojans, killing worms, killing adware, and killing malware. It is speculated that the Virus Killer dwells inside Joel's computer, waiting for an opportunity to fulfill his destiny. The Virus Killer passes its time waiting by honing its skills in the usage of Malwarebytes, the best anti-malware program. In The Virus Killer Prophecies, a series of books written by Donald Trump in 1973, it is described that in the year 2045, the Virus Killer shall rise into power and assume complete control of the known universe. The prophecy also states that Bonzi Buddy will start an epic battle which will last 37,000 years against the Virus Killer.
Summoning the Virus Killer[]
It has been hypothesized that in times of great and dire need, one who is well-versed in the art of computers, can summon the Virus Killer. It is unlikely that anyone in the UnMultiverse has the qualifications as of now, but it is believed Bill Gates is close. It is said in The Virus Killer Prophecies that if summoned, the Virus Killer would delete all malware from all computers in the UnMultiverse. This, of course, would greatly anger the Chinese, as they are the world's largest malware producer. Before the Chinese Army could attack, the Virus Killer would buy the military directly from the government, and direct them to call centers in India, killing a bunch of scammers in the process. The balance in the universe would then be at peace once again.
What To Do If You Ever See the Virus Killer[]
The best thing to do, of course, is invite him to your house. Your computer will thank you for it. Of course, you have to be patient, as some malware takes hours to kill. If your computer is working fine, you can install Chuck Norris Antivirus to delete malware before it gets on your computer. Of course Chuck Norris Antivirus might be a better option anyway, since if you have a serious malware infection, the Virus Killer will refuse to touch your computer. He doesn't want to waste a million hours just for an idiot like you.
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