—The Annoying Orange
Hey, hey Apple!
—The Annoying Orange
Annoying Orange (or just Orange) is... just an annoying orange, basically. He pisses a lot of people off. And he's shamed for nothing. Here's a table of guys that he knows:
| NAME | PISSED OFF? | DECEASED? |
| Apple | Yes | Yes |
|
Tomato (TOE-MAY-TOE to Orange) |
Yes | Yes |
| Plumpkin | Yes | Yes |
| Pear | Yes (no at times) | No |
| Santa Claus | Yes | No |
| American Football (Handball to Orange) | Yes | No (but was slightly injured) |
| Soccer Ball/Football (Melon to Orange) | No | No |
| More Annoying Orange | No (but he's the only guy who pissed off Orange himself, how ironic) | Yes |
| Kool-Aid Guy | Yes | Yes |
| Passion Fruit | Yes (sort of, but not much, as she likes his dimples) | No |
| Grapefruit |
Both (they made insults at each other) |
No |
| Jigsaw | Yes (very annoyed) | No |
| Barney (the Eggplant) | Yes | Yes |
| Rageguy | FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU | No |
| Apple Touch | Yes (fairly) | Yes (the first time Annoying Orange killed someone, by spitting orange juice in his electronics) |
| The Blackberries | No | Yes |
| The Banana Twins | No | No |
| Lemon | No | No |
| Kiwi | No | No |
| Apple 2 | No | Yes |
| Cheese | Yes | End my misery! No more stupid puns! |
| Liam the Leprechaun |
Yes |
Twice, but Liam can wish himself alive again. |
| Super Mario (Stupid Mario or Spaghetti-O's to Orange) |
Yes |
No (just got a Game Over from a bullet bill) |
|
Mystery Potato Man (Muddy Buddy or Spud Muffin to Orange) |
Yes | Yes |
| Carrot | Unknown | No |
|
Cabbage (Excess Cabbage to Orange) |
No/Yes | Yes |
| Celery | Yes/No | No |
|
Onion (Cronion) |
Yes (No at times) | Yes |
| Onion Rings | Yes (very, he annoyed them for SEVEN days straight) | No (only one died by being eaten by a Pitbull) |
| Kagamine Len | Yes (He kept calling his hair a Banana) | Yes |
| Kagamine Rin | No (She ate Annoying Orange) | Yes |
| Sonic | No (Surprisingly, he and Annoying Orange have gotten along.) | No |
| Sonic.EXE | Yes (He attempted to eat Annoying Orange slowly to make sure his death is as painful as possible. However, Orange just unplugged his computer.) | No |
| Normal Orange | No Emotion | Still inanimate after the pun swarm. |
| Troll | No | Yes (Killed by the cameraman for baiting Orange into saying a cuss word). |
| Dough | Yes | Yes (Squished, burned alive, sliced multiple times, and then eaten). |
Alot of guys DIE! after meeting with him, although he only killed Apple Touch so far. Beside of the guys listed above, he also annoys: Mario, Weegee, Malleo, Peach, The King of Hyrule, Captain Lou Albano, the ABC group (A, B, C, F, H, K, L, X, Z), WhatDothLife, Homer Simpson, Leonidas, Robin Hood, YouTube, WHOA!, Chocolate Fish ect. Despite this, he never dies because his subscriber level is FAR OVER 9000! It was recently discovered that he has powers to turn people into Onion Rings in 7 days by watching a cursed videotape. OH NOEZ! Run! Run for your butts, before he turns YOU into one, too!
Gallery
Annoying Orange's YouTube's Channel
KNIFE!
Summons a knife to slice you in half.