JESUS, HOW CAN A MAN HAVE A BIGGER CHEST THAN ME!?!?
Anji Mito is one of the few hundred remaining Japanese people after the Cogs destroyed his country. He is very good friends with Baiken. Anji has an ancient weapon known as the Zessen which he turned into fans for no reason other than he wanted to. He has many simps because of his chest size because it's bigger than Baiken's lol. He also might be the cause of the seal between the UnWorld and the UnEXE and Junoverse universes.
Biography[]
Anji was born in Japan during a literal WAR!!!! where the cogs created Justice and blew up Japan. Anji was relocated to the colonies but Anji didn't want protection; he wanted lotsa Spaghetti and freedom but before he decided to leave the colony, he met Baiken. He had a theory about the creator of the Cogs sub-variant known as the gears but he didn't know who truly created the scum who destroyed his homeland, caused the crusade, and killed Baiken's parents. He decided to acquire an ancient rare weapon known as the Zessen and left to get the milk.
Anji would go to the Anti-Squidward Community College to get his epic gamer education on dancing before returning to his original quest (which apparently involved a gear named Dizzy), but he instead went on a search for the girl he met those years ago, Baiken. After meeting Baiken and the entire "Bro don't search for The Milkman" stuff, he became friends with her even after she threatened to hurt him.
While on that journey, he would realize something: The Zessen can seal universes, so he went to Juno to buy a copy of Like The Dog You Are and proceeded to watch it. After realizing that there are 7 million characters related to drugs in the UnWorld, Anji tried to use the power of the Zessen to Protect the UnWorld from Bezel, but he realized that the barrier would only remain for 40 years and knows how fast years go by in the UnWorld. Days after the sealing of Bezel, he returned to his search on who destroyed his homeland, but not before winning several dancing competitions with his abilities he learned from Anti-Squidward Community College so he could buy an umbrella.
Anji travels to Africa to meet Chipp Zanuff in order to scold him for being a stupid weeb, and proceeded to be called a femboy by him so he beat him with a pan and left. Anji decided to acquire drip because everyone except him had drip, but while searching for that drip he got arrested for public indecency. After breaking out he would appear on That's Discussing! where he would be told by Kasumi Todoh to cover up, which would lead to the funniest moment in the podcast where he would leave the room for a few seconds and would walk back in wearing a bra.
Anji would continue his search for the destroyer of Japan, but he didn't realize that the destroyer of drug addicts is now able to enter the UnWorld as the Zessen seal has finally run out of time. Anji has fucked up and has caused the Junoverse characters to be able to come in contact with the UnWorld. Anji has met a few of these characters and only sees a few of them as actual threats. He has met Larry Lawson and thinks he's not a bad person; he's just mentally disturbed and needs to seek therapy. But now he has to deal with the true threat Bezel, who has finally entered the UnWorld. Anji, with no other options, had to seek help from the Top Hat Mafia and someone else from the Junoverse that goes by the name of Mother Fleece, and now begins to think that reviving Justice will be the only way to stop the drug addict destroyer from hurting other people in the UnWorld. He now currently resides with the THM preparing to go to war with Bezel.
Trivia[]
- He's silly.
- Anji was responsible for the merge.
- He gets nervous around women lol.
- He's fucking fabulous.
- To this day he's still searching for the person who destroyed his home.
- He does 3 am videos with his buddy Chipp Zanuff.
- He might be in a relationship with Baiken.
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