Teh Kingdumb of Animetonia, simply called Animetonia, is an evil island country in Asia. It looks like Japan, but everything's two-dimensional and shit. It assisted Japan in their deployment of anime during WW2. The country is property of Satan, but ruled by Mr. Game & Watch since it's in the Flat Zone.
Ye Olde History[]
God made the country out of boredom at some point. During WW2, Animetonia assisted Japan in deploying their latest, most intoxicating weapon: anime. Animetonia never gets credit, though. That's all you need to know.
More stuff[]
The country heavily cracks down on TV shows and films. Anything that isn't anime, propaganda news, or a propaganda documentary will be banned forever because Satan wants everything to be anime anime anime anime!! You know, the usual "brother fucks sister"-type anime. Not awesome shit like Death Note or the 2010s Marvel series — just high school romcom shit.
Fuck Satan's taste.
Trivia[]
- The Animetonian Government created animelovin, a drug that turns people weebish.
- Out of its total population of 123,666,321, over 500 zillion of its citizens are just broken and/or defected Weegees.
- Fatasses like this country.
- Population density is dumb.
- Mom wants me out of her basement.
- Shit.