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Angry_German_Kid

Angry German Kid

The Angry German Kid at work

The Angry German Kid, also known as "Keyboard Crasher" (In Japan), and AGK for short, was an unidentified anonymous user (obviously), known only for his constant rages. He was most likely spawned by Adolf Hitler or may just have come from the 9th Dimension. He once worked as an anonymous soldier to take down Windows by destroying all keyboards in the UnWorld, but he still hasn't destroyed them all. So far, he has destroyed a grand total of OVER 9000 keyboards, but it will take a very long time before he destroys all keyboards in the UnWorld . It is rumored his real name is Leopold Silkk but no one knows. His father's name is Harold Slikk, his mother's name is Anne Slikk, and his brother's name is Leonardo Slikk. Leonardo is actually a somewhat normal person.

KEYBOARD_ZONE

KEYBOARD ZONE

ANGRY GERMAN KID EVEN GOT HIS OWN ZONE

His best friend is Jake (who is some gangsta German n00b) and his favorite video game is Unreal Tournament. He has been expelled from school over 13 times and he always gets the same teacher every year - Mrs. Sukscox.

Whatever you do, do not piss him off, or else you will DIE! He will kill you by throwing keyboards at you and stabbing you with a gun, so beware! Later during the his death he went to hell but brought back by the mages from another world called nirn. Now the stormcloaks has a new recuite but has a short temper. Leopold brings a keyboard as a sword by smacking mages across the face. Jaral Ulfric saw that Leopold was the best soldier. He is enemies with Hitler's clone.

When he isn't playing shames, he spies on people with Squadala Man's hidden cameras, which means that he is probably a spy of sorts.

Trivia[]

  • He loves Sausage Eggs.
  • In fact, he has a pile of broken devices in a box in his house.
  • He Breaks stuff whenever he is angry, mainly when his game crashes.
  • When his shames crash, he smashes the device that is running the game like Plainrock124.
  • He has a Nintendo Entertainment System that was heavily modified by Engineer so it can run Minecraft, albeit very laggy.
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