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We're doomed, the Angry Birds are here to kill us!

King Pig

The Angry Birds are a group of retired soldier birds who kill green abnormal pigs by doing suicide attack. This group was founded by Red Bird (Leader of the group) in 1958, in Dinosaur World. Red Bird first created this group because Dr. Robotnik and Mama Luigi were having fun shooting their bretheren, but their attention turned to the pigs when Germany invaded with an army of them. They are the superior version of Flappy Bird.

Angry Birds are still active and are still trying to defeat the green pigs. The battle takes place at Pac-Land.

Members[]

BSHAP_-_The_Angry_Birds_Rap_(Official_Video)

BSHAP - The Angry Birds Rap (Official Video)

  • Red - Leader
  • Chuck - Air Force Leader
  • The Blues - Air Force #2
  • Hal - Air Force #3
  • Bomb - Bomb Leader
  • Matilda - Bomb #2
  • Mighty Eagle - Destruction Leader
  • Terence - Destruction #2 (and DA BIGGEST BIRD!! according to a funny rap)
  • Bubbles - Destruction #3 
  • Stella - Girliest Bird
  • Silver - Does loop-de-loops. Need we say more?
  • Tony - Sumo
  • Melody - Can suck things up. Sounds familiar?

Trivia[]

  • Mighty Eagle is the only bird that doesn't die when he attacks the pigs but he's a lazy ass after he attacks.
  • Stella, Matilda, Silver, and Melody are the only female members in the Angry Birds group.
  • Mighty Eagle is one of the most destructive bird along with Terence and Bubbles.
  • The Blues can multiply into three birds, named Jay, Jake, and Jim.
  • Bubbles is orange.
  • Mordecai always wanted to be a member of Angry Birds but he ends up to work at a park.
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