The Anglo-Zanzibar War was the shortest war EVAH! It lasted from August 27, 1896 to August 27, 1896. Some people say it was a failed attempt at making an exciting war for Morgan Freeman to narrate, while others say it was a very very very very very very very very very yrev very very very very not-so-very very very stupid war.
Teh War[]
One day, Link was mad that Mario was making too many sales in games and Link was losing Undollars. So Link sent a note to Mario that said the following (WARNING: INTENSE LANGUAGE, IT HAS BEEN CENSORED)
LISTEN HERE U LITTLE S&%T, YOU BETTER STAHP MAKIN DOSE S*&$%Y A$$ GAMES, WHICH EVERYBODY LIKES 4 SUM DUM F&*$!@G REASON, OR I WILL DECLARE WAHR!!!1!! -With love, Link
The next day, Link called out war because Mario still was making CASHCASHCASH. Link's arm of arminess went to the Mushroom Kingdom, and kidnapped the princess. That took 14 minutes, because Peach is really stupid. 28.488745785784589 seconds after that, Mario's army noticed that the princess was gone and ran to the Link army. The Mario army was really fast, so they took 31.5112542142 seconds to get to the Link army's fortress. Then, they took 23 minutes to beat the hokeypokey out of Link and his army. They surrendered. The whole war was 38 minutes long! Jeebus, that is shorter than an hour! I have to get a coffee now, this is way too ridiculous! Gotta add some cream too, calms my nerves! *SLAMS DOOR*