Mmmmm... Fish....
An Anchovy is a really gross-looking fish that comes in a can that is filled with a mystery liquid that is similar to piss but doesn't taste like shit! Despite all the hate they get, they're actually not that bad. Once you get used to it, anchovies become really good! They're good on pizza as well, unlike a certain fruit that little kids think belong on pizza...
The anchovy is the smallest fish to swim in the UnWorld's oceans if we are not counting baby fish, they are small green fish that are very smol, they're more than very smol. They're about the size as my fuck-you-finger when extended, that means they're extremely small...
Rumors have it that they like coke, except we're not talking about the drink. This rumor was so absurd and so belivable that god himself had to prove it as FALSE as he said the following:
Cocaine would dissolve in the salt-water ocean, thus proving impossible for the fish to ingest it. Rumor false, end of discussion!
—Chuck Norris
Since then, nobody has had the balls to start it back in fear of being roundhouse kicked into nothing and being wiped off the face of the UnWorld!