OMG!!! I love you Sonic!!!
—Amy Rose
Warning! This page is a JOKE and it's NOT a hate page either!
—UnPolice, after seeing this page get vandalized multiple times.
Amy Rose is a stupid bitch who won't stop stalking Sonic.
Personality[]
Amy is extremely unlikeable, and she keeps whining about how she loves Sonic. Amy always throws a fit whenever something doesn't go her way, and she hates it when people call her out. If anybody dislikes Sonic in the very slightest, Amy will kill them, and then she gets away with her crimes by avoiding the UnPolice. Since Amy has cringy behavior, she is an easy target to troll.
Whenever Amy tries to defend herself, she claims that she changed during Sonic Frontiers, but due to her past actions, we have a hard time believing her.
History[]
Amy's entire life is basically trying to become Sonic's girlfriend. However, Amy's plan to date always FAILED, and she always DIES in the end, but she kept coming back to life to annoy MOAR people.
Sonic then gets a girlfriend named Tikal, which really pissed off Amy, so she tries to summon Captain 0, but since she's a loser, she accidently summons Captain 1, who kills her. Amy respawned after that and tried killing Tikal, who calls the UnPolice, which scares Amy, who runs on a banana and DIES!!! But she respawned. :(
Deaths[]
- Death by Teletubbies.
- Fell inside George Volcano.
- Killed by Sonic on an airplane.
- Death by slipping on a banana.
- Got shoop da whooped by Goku.
- Ran over by Thomas the Tank Engine.
- Crushed by an anvil dropped by Steve.
Trivia[]
Classic & Modern
- Classic Amy has a much better design than Modern Amy. In other words, Modern Amy looks generic, has shitty quills, and her nose isn't shaped like a banana anymore. Classic Amy, on the other hand, is better in every way.
- Amy went to Shroom University with Mario.