Barack Obama with the gymnasts of the end of the 12th baktun

Raisman using mind control eye beams on Barack Obama.

Aly Raisman is a Jedi initially trained on Coruscant who tried to take over UnAmerica. Her role as a member of the Gymnasts of the End of the Twelfth Baktun helped her get into the White House. Later, she joined the Gymnasts of the Beginning of the Thirteenth Baktun. She can also transform into your reliable ally Riceman.

In the White House, she tried to mind-control Barack Obama. However, McKayla Maroney prevented this from happening, and it would have failed anyways, as Obama is not an idiot.

Anyways, I'd best get out of here, because I hear angered republicans in the distance!

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