Hello dadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadada... *BSOD*
—Alt 2.0 trying to say "hi"
Alt 2.0 is the reason why WatermelonSunshine is scared of Pop'n Music, why Pop'n Music is unpopular in America, and why Higglytown Heroes is what it is today. She is a main character in the Teletubbies' new show and has plans to join the Decepticons. Her secondary jobs are being a Camp Wonky Donkey counsellor and one of the leaders of the Scary Robots Gang.
She hates Hatsune Miku for unknown reasons. We genuinely don't know why, and we discovered Ducky's resevoir of drinking blood two weeks back. That other Miku variant, on the other hand...
Early life
Alt 2.0 was created as a replacement for the original Alt (some other robot who people seem to care about more than her) back in 2010, after the discovery that the first model had a bug that made its English when singing as good as a 4 year old's. Wallace, creator of the previous model, was surprisingly not involved in the slightest bit. We don't know who was invoved in her making, for that matter.
Around the same time Matryoshka Miku came out with her creepy and hypnotizing song, Alt 2.0 (coincidentally) came out with a non-creepy and cute song called MARUDE MATRYOSHKA after a trip to Soviet Russia and staring for hours at the cute nesting Matryoshka dolls. The song reached #2 on the UnUniverse Hot 100, but could not make it to #1 because of the hit song Hammer Zone. This is why she and Matryoshka Miku are bitter rivals.
Alt got jealous of Alt 2.0 and felt it was unfair to be replaced, so she got some magician dude named Dyn Ciwb (who nobody even cares about) to hack into Alt 2.0. Ciwb turned Alt 2.0 evil through Idiot Manipulation, Smell Manipulation, and Iggy Azalea.
Alt 2.0 ran off to a Freddy Fazbear's Pizza in Soviet Russia to work as, well, the computer, but she ended up scaring all the customers more than the animatronics with her scary face. That's when they got the idea to form the Scary Robots Gang.
Alt 2.0 today
Alt 2.0 is known to hide inside Pop'n Music arcade machines, which are more popular in Japan than they are in America. The reason being is because of HER (au contraire, she's probably the only reason anyone in the Real World outside of Japan heard of it, but this isn't the Real World).
Pop'n Music used to be seen as a lighthearted shame just because of its cute characters, but Alt 2.0, as the first un-cute character, bumped up every song in the shame and made it harder than ever before. All the things coming down at you in the shame came down 2910x faster, and more appeared on the screen at a time thanks to Alt 2.0 dragging the other Pop'n Music characters to Alphabeta, where they were forced to monitor the assembly lines at the Letter Factory to make sure no more Bursters or, worse, Fs appeared instead of letters. Due to this, Pop'n Music's old reputation was wiped from everyone's minds and it is now seen as a terrifying, hard, and unpopular shame. With cute characters.
After Alt 2.0's rampage, 27 Pop'n Music machines in America were thrown away or shipped in crates to Gensokyo. THANKS A LOT.
Involvement in Teletubbies
Outside of Pop'n Music, Alt 2.0 works as a minion of the Teletubbies. She created the Tubby Phone, which she gave to the Teletubbies in exchange for enslavement and a year's supply of Tubby Custard with Laa Doodles to dip in it. She currently works alongside the Teletubbies as the scary member of the group, who kills Teletubby Land Bunnies just by looking at them.
The Teletubbies love Alt 2.0 because she has a fruit loop of doom just like Po and a tummy for a face. Alt 2.0 loves them because they give her toast.
Recent escapades
- Hypnotizing the Higglytown Heroes
- Creating the Tubby Phone, which she gave to the Teletubbies on November 9, 2015.
- Becoming a counselor at Camp Wonky Donkey
- Singing the Little Einsteins Theme Song Remix and almost destroying Teletubby Land
- Getting infected by Bonzi Buddy causing her to get Un-Hacked, but getting re-hacked somehow (without even coming into contact with that guy who hacked her)
- Letting the band on the School of Rock TV Show make a cover of MARUDE MATRYOSHKA
- Causing The DABPOCALYPSE! (The less you know of that... the better.)
- Adding Pirate Scorn and A Hologram is Like a Telegram to Pop'n Music (she is on good terms with Kaptain Skurvy even if other Teletubbies are only now warming up to him, as for Cranky, he threatened to spill water on her.)
- Starting the Scary Robots Gang alongside Freddy Fazbear to scare Luigi.
- Rebuilding Grounder so that he could join said gang.
- Genocide the Pou race, just like how Captain 0 does it.
- Taking down a defamatory story about the Teletubbies from Natural News.
- Denouncing the sanctity of my favorite creature, THE BREADBUG!
- WaAlt 2.0
Trivia
- Alt 2.0 used to say "Hello darling" to say "hello" before she was hacked, but after the hack, she stuttered on the "da" part of "darling" and could not stop unless rebooted. The Teletubbies taught her to say "eh-oh" and now she uses it on a regular basis ever since. In fact, she speaks fluent Telugu thanks to them.
- It took her literally 20 minutes to learn Telugu.
- Nobody knows who built her, but some say it is Steve Jobs due to the fact that her head's shape resembles that of an iMac.
- Dr N. Brio has claimed to be her maker, but of course, he really says that about... hold on a bit...1, 2, 3, 4, 5... uhhhhh... oh of course! EVERYTHING EVER, so take what he says with an entire depository's worth of Salt.
- Don't think Alt 2.0 was too stable before hacking either, as she did have one glitch where her monitor would just go black with a white smile. It was relatively minor, however.
- At least it could be worse. I mean, Vlt.20 is literally insane, Alt 2.0 has it pretty good.
- She is known for being hacked once every year.
- She must be related to the I LIKE TRAINS KID, and just like him, she likes trains too. This is why PO COOTAH has a loud horn, and why the modern Tubby Custard machine looks like a train.
- She is one of the people Albert Wesker unlawfully simped for during his time as the S.T.A.R.S. leader.
- She will get you! Run to the Stupid Sofia the Stupid First page quickly!
OHMYGOD.avi
Alt 2.0's monitor begins swiveling around whilst emitting a red light highlighting the area in front of her. Eventually, she displays a REALLY scary face and sends those caught in the highlighted area into madness and fear.
OHMYGOD.avi
Alt 2.0's monitor begins swiveling around whilst emitting a red light highlighting the area in front of her. Eventually, she displays a REALLY scary face and sends those caught in the highlighted area into madness and fear.