I AM A.I. GIRL ONLY LIVES IN YOUR COMPOOTER
—Alt 1.0
Hmm, oh! Nice computer you got here! Can I have it?
—The Floating Mario Head, simping for Alt 1.0
This is Alt 1.0, Alt Classic, the original Alt, or just plain ol ALT. As you can see, she has a lot of names.
Alt 1.0 was made by Wallace in 2002 (1 year after the hit Pikmin shame came onto store shelves) when Konami needed a convenient way to get help in the workspace and for someone to buy Bombs from Morshu for Bomberman. This model, Alt 0.5, looked nothing like any other Alt in the line. Bomberman wanted it to sing, however, so Wallace gave it a synthetic voice a month later so it could sing. Since it sang love songs, however, Wallace decided to touch it up into the current Alt 1.0 so that it looked more fitting. Deciding it was, "cute", Bomberman added her to a rhythm shame he made 4 years ago, Pop'n Music.
Alt 2.0 was built to replace her, and it's said that the replacement was a success despite that people still care about this Alt more than they care about Alt 2.0. Alt 2.0 was built to replace her because of Alt's awful grammar. She likes to sing, and for some reason, she can't sing without singing in terrible grammar. Her only hit song, "0/1 Angel", is a prime example of this. Yet for some reason, everyone loves it. Maybe because it's made of pure GOOD, like this Alt herself. Alt 1.0 still resents her successor, despite possessing the priviledge of having literally everybody's goodwill whereas Alt 2.0 is feared for being a self-proclaimed scary robot. It's basically public knowledge at this point that Alt 1.0 conspired her successor's H4XXING out of spite, and yet she still has a designated spot in Celebrity Heaven for when she DIEs.
Listening to pop 'n music like
Yep. This is why an Alt 2.0 was needed.
She can't shoot lasers, scare people, sing the Little Einsteins Theme Song Remix, create glitchy evil smartphones, or eat drywall (then again, Alt 2.0 can't do the last one either). What she can do is be nice, sing songs, and smile. Oh, and she doesn't stutter when saying "Hello darling". She also rebuilt the Eiffel Tower after it was blown up. People love her because she's good, but we don't. We prefer evil people. Evil is fun. A Wikia Contributor especially loves Alt 1.0 and does not stop blabbing about her, which is strange because AWC is evil but she is good.
In fact, rumor has it that because Alt 2.0 joined the Teletubbies, Alt is joining The Good Teletubbies. This is why Alt has YET ANOTHER NAME: Alt 2.0's Good Sister. This is also why WaWaBonzi Buddy bit her head off. But, the Good Teletubbies are GOOD, so they made her a new head.
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- Due to her woefully secular programing, Alt 1.0 is completely unaware of what angels actually are. She doesn't know about the many tiers, she can't tell her seraphim from her ophanim or funny winged man, she thinks Ezekiel's hallucinations are supposed to represent Bohrok folklore, she doesn't even know what an angel looks like.
- Also of note, she thinks angel statues have some form of use.
- Because of this, she accidentally awoke Gemini, The Fighting Twins as they slumbered due to the two resembling a statue when hibernating.
- People think Alt 1.0 is a ripoff of Hatsune Miku because they're idiots. Actually, because Miku is the bigger idiot, she ripped off Alt and admitted to it when Gabe interviewed her. In fact, a shared hatred of Miku is the one thing she and Alt 2.0 can agree on.
- In spite of her being a Wa-Guy of her replacement, Alt 1.0 has gotten along with WaAlt 2.0 handsomely, she likes talking with the confounded Wa-Guy in the most condescending way possible.
- Despite the fact that Kaptain Skurvy is a good guy, Alt 1.0 ABC Wording hates him because he doesn't hate Alt 2.0's guts. She is planning to get him killed but it will be awhile because Zizz can't give credit so she'll have to come back when she's a little, mmmmmmh, richer.
Alt 1.0 Deluxe
Alt 1.0 gains some gaudy Eternal Sailor Moon-styled dress and sings from her heart to all the people she's fighting against. It's meant to be a diplomatic gesture, but for some reason it always summons Fatman to the fight, who of course makes things worse.
Alt 1.0 Deluxe
Alt 1.0 gains some gaudy Eternal Sailor Moon-styled dress and sings from her heart to all the people she's fighting against. It's meant to be a diplomatic gesture, but for some reason it always summons Fatman to the fight, who of course makes things worse.
I have heard betteru ranguage from a bonobó biting on a dictionary *long squidward raugh*
I have heard betteru ranguage from a bonobó biting on a dictionary *long squidward raugh*
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