You know what they say!
—Mario, before uttering this phrase
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"All toasters toast toast!" is a famous piece of wisdom that They say; the quote was first found to be an obscure extract somewhere inside of the fabled Enclosed Instruction Book. The quote is provided to us by none other than Mario himself when he was working in the shame he stars in, known as Hotel Mario.
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This very piece of wisdom proves the well known ""fact"" that all Toasters, do indeed toast Toast. This is because toasters, machines invented to toast toast, can toast toast during the toasting process so that it can toast toast. Though this quote is actually false. All toasters, despite numerous claims, toast bread instead. Although that isn't true. While the bread is inside of the toaster, the bread must become toast eventually. Unless one removes the toast from the toaster without vagueness, then it does indeed toast toast. Therefore, all toasters, do indeed toast toast.