We come in peace
—A typical lie told by aliens.
Aliens doing the "Beep-Boop-Bop-Beep" dance.
Aliens are extra-terrestrial creatures from other planets with ugly, mutilated faces. Master Chief deeply hates aliens.
Appearance[]
Aliens looks like Justin Bieber only 10 times worse. They have blank-looking dark eyes because they haven't slept for 87 years. They haven't slept because, they are so busy creating spaceships to invade other planets.
Notable Aliens[]
- The Teletubbies
- The Boohbahs
- The Powers of Weakness
- Starfire
- The Dig-Its
- Kummipea
- Freddy Freaker
- Imposters
- Kanna
- The Gnoufs
Origin[]
Some people said that aliens are cow manure that has been mutated and comes to life, but no one really knows what the origin of aliens is. Some people said that aliens are jelly that has been mutated.
For a full list of known aliens, see here.
We cater to aliens![]
