Alf (teletubby)

You better run!

Laa-Laa is going to kill you for reading her page! Get out while you still can!

You better run!

Laa-Laa is going to kill you for reading her page! Get out while you still can!

This article DEFINITELY deserves the AniMat's Seal of Garbage!!!

This article DEFINITELY deserves the AniMat's Seal of Garbage!!!

Alf
Iden­tity
Name	Alfredo Alf Ride
Un­Birth­day	1989
Gen­der	Male
Traits
Age	35
Spec­ies	Teletubby
Life
Livin' state	Dead and Alive
Dea­th	Died for being stupid
Mind
Likes	Being Stupid
Steak Pre­fer­ence	Well done because yes
Align­ment	Stupid
Stats
Un­Rank	-1337
Pro­mo­tion	$666

Alf is literally a stupid teletubby who thinks that he is Phil's friend when it's not, also who the hell promoted him into a member of Tubby Military?

Personality

This section is currently under construction.

Hopefully, it will be finished soon.

This section is currently under construction.

Hopefully, it will be finished soon.

TBA

Why he's a failure?

1. Being stupid
2. Dumb
3. Unfunny
4. Liking Captain Richard
5. Accessing the Dark Web

Trivia

• He was originally going to be an Air Force member but was rejected.
• He is the son of Sally Ride.

Teletubbies [ / ]

Teletubby Family [ / ]

Teletubbies [ / ]

Tinky Winky - Dipsy - Laa-Laa - Po

Tiddlytubbies [ / ]

Mi-Mi - Daa Daa - Baa - Ping - Ru-Ru - Nin - Duggle Dee - Umby Pumby

The Lost Teletubbies [ / ]

Doddy - Mumu - The Legendary White Teletubby - Thumper - Aya - Nin, Sr. - Tado - Boddy Doddy - Teepo - Ruggut - Fugar - EsEs - Arayavondabakzalagu - El Tunas - Ursprung

Teletubby Ancestors [ / ]

Mother Teletubby - Old Ones - Telemarketers

Teletubby Minions [ / ]

Teletubbies [ / ]

Teletubby Clones - Teletubby Army - Tubby Toast Legion - Ninja Teletubby - Tubby Monster - Teletubby Brutes - Horrortime Tubby - The Guardian - SGT. Miles - Grand Tubby Government - Tinky Winkytwo - Bat-Tubby - Eyeball-tent tubby - Görcho - Sustubbies - Lubbies - Anne - Dutch - Conor - Lieutenant Finn - Captain Richard

People [ / ]

Baby Sun - Jebus Khrist - Backbone - Tweety - Medic - Fred Durst - Discord - N. Trance - Da-Da - Gravity - WaMr. L - WaWei - Painis Cupcake - SoupCock Porkpie - The Candyman - Ren

Animate [ / ]

Teletubby Land Bunnies - Thumper - Furbies - Lemmings - Worms - The Obscure Creatures Society - Flower - Lilligant - Talking Clues - Domo-kun - Pingu - Pusheen - Pengu - Sisu - Pranee

Inanimate [ / ]

Noo-Noo - Teletubby Robots - Alt 2.0 - Tsunami - Brawl - Bruticus Maximus - Swindle - Pop-Up Toadster - Numberblock 8 - Serial Designation J - Serial Designation V - William - Sweet Cap'n Cakes - Sweet - K_K - Cap'n

Blue Teletubby Workers [ / ]

Teo Blue - Azure Blue - Lenny - Tobby - Ron - Ion Blue - Celeste Blue - Cobalt Blue - Austin Blue - Richard Skyblue - Skyhid Blue - Cyan Blue

Former Minions [ / ]

Rainbows - Evil Gorilla - Stupid Sofia the Stupid First - Robot Donkey Kong - Digit Al - Neon Rizumi - Serial Designation N - Dandy (Twisted)

Modified Teletubbies [ / ]

Teletubby Fusions [ / ]

PoDipLaWinky - DaaBaaPingPumby - Teletubbies Unbound - Homestar-Tubbies - Baby Supsy - Tubbygas - PoBenson

Mineral Teletubbies [ / ]

Gold Tinky Winky - Diamond Dipsy - Amethyst Po - Painted Stone Tubbies

Ybbutelets [ / ]

Ybbutelets - Ybbutelet Dnal - Baby Moon

Teleteegees [ / ]

Tinkeegee Winkeegee - Leegee-Leegee - Dipseegee - Peegee

Wa-Teletubbies [ / ]

WaDipsy - WaWaDipsy - WaLaa-Laa - WaPo - WaWaPo - WaNoo-Noo - WaPoDipLaWinky - WaDaaBaaPingPumby

WaTinky Winkies [ / ]

VaTinky Winky - WaTinky Winky - ykniW ykniT - WaWaTinky Winky - WaWaWaTinky Winky - WaWaWaWaTinky Winky - VaWaWaWaWaTinky Winky - WaWaWaWaWaTinky Winky - 6(Wa)Tinky Winky - Asplode Tinky Winky - WaAsplode Tinky Winky - WaWaAsplode Tinky Winky - WaWaWaAsplode Tinky Winky - WaWaWaWaAsplode Tinky Winky - WaWaWaWaWaAsplode Tinky Winky - Asplode Asplode Tinky Winky - WaAsplode Asplode Tinky Winky - Asplode Asplode Asplode Tinky Winky - WaAsplode Asplode Asplode Tinky Winky - Implode Tinky Winky - Asplode Implode Tinky Winky - Archimplode Tinky Winky - Suicide Tinky Winky - Telephobia

WaTinky Winky Glitches [ / ]

\ /\ //\TINKY WINKY - Asploded Tinky Winky - Imploded Tinky Winky - OVER9000WaTwinky Doop - Wa'nt Tinky Winky

The Good Teletubbies [ / ]

Good Tinky Winky - Good Dipsy - Good Laa-Laa - Po's Good Twin - Good Noo-Noo - Alt 1.0

Telotubs [ / ]

Tonky Wonky (Gold) - Doopsee - Yaa-Yaa - Mo - Voo-Voo - Dawdee - OltTooPahntOoh - Tidlotubs - Tehpo

WoTelotubs [ / ]

WoTonky Wonky - WaWoTonkyWonky - WoDoopsee - WoYaa-Yaa - WoMo - WoMistahEel

Boohbah [ / ]

Boohbah [ / ]

Humbah - Zumbah - Zing Zing Zingbah - Jumbah - Jingbah - The Story People

Bubuhz [ / ]

Umbuh - Zmbuh - Zung Zung Zungbuh - Jubuh - Jinbuh - Duh StowReeh Peepul

Former Boohbah [ / ]

Zoombah - Gin Ginbah - Yahbah

Other Teletubby Stuff [ / ]

Places in Teletubby Land [ / ]

Teletubby Land - Home Dome (Clinic) - Satellite Station - Teletubby Land Acid Lake - Teletubby Land Acid River - Tubby Tower - The Wheel Of The Teletubbies - The Magic Windmill - Teletubby Burger - Horny Jail

Teletubby Foods [ / ]

Tubby Toast (Harmless) (Telotub) - Tubby Custard (Harmless) - A literal slice of bread‎ - Weekend Pickles - Dipsy Doodles - Laa Doodles - Po Doodles - Tinky Doodles - Teepo Doodles - Doopsee Doodles

Vehicles, Weapons, Objects and misc. [ / ]

Finetide Tubbies - Teletubby Brutes - Skeldertubby - Tubby Ship - BBC Alba - The Cult Of Greeny Phatom - Teletubby Zeppelin - Tubby Bomb - Tubby Torpedo - Tubmarine - Tubby Custard Machine - Teletubby Fleet - Po's Tubby Custard Palace - Teletubby Hat - DD-Ray (knock-off) - Teletubby Death Star - PO COOTAH - Tubby Toaster - Spartan Laser - Mini Tubby Fighter Mech - Mecha-Tubby Cannon Tank - Tubby Car - Tubby Van - Tubby Oil - Little Animal Telephone - Dinaoeel - Talking Teletubbies Toys - Tubby-tron 3000 - Tubby Phone - Switchtendo 365 - WaPo World

Media [ / ]

Teletubbies (TV Series) - Teletubbies (2015 TV series) - The Good Teletubbies Show - Teringtubbies - Neotubby Empire